Celefaze

ELON, we know EVERYTHING. You're in the EPSTEIN FILES. You RIGGED the 2024 election for Trump/Vance. You directed DOGE to steal our Social Security Numbers, and used Starlink to send them to Putin. You're also in trouble in the UK and France for ELECTION INTERFERENCE. Yep!

Hello world. Time to get started again.

It's giveaway time! Win a Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy alpha key — like and repost this post to enter, simple as that. The winners will be announced after December 16th, so hurry up. Please ensure your DMs are open so we can contact you. #owlcatadvent

@KindaSortaMaebe It's on a bit of a bell curve though, so you need to crunch those numbers to get a fully accurate estimate. Girls with salt grinders throw the whole thing off, though.

you can tell how big a girls pebis by how small her pepper grinder is

Best part of a move is all the things you thought you'd lost that you find while packing. Like this. Fits a bit small now, but the AC bonus is worth it.

After receiving soul-crushingly bad news, heart-flutteringly hopeful news, and mediocre nothing news in one bizarre Valentine's day, I've done what any "I'm definitely okay I swear" person would and cut and colored my hair. Again. The ghost roots are growing in nicely.

Round 1 predictions for California Masters on Jaws: Tads NH win vs Shane's skaven. Tough to protect shooting vs NH Noog' BOC stat checks Ian ogord but close game Kyle fec narrow win vs my IDK. Very dicey. Noe Fyreslayers table chris lizards and still lose by a couple points

Is it a walk of shame, or am I just going back to contest my home objective?

The vod is now up for realsies. Technical difficulties were apparently the theme for last night.

The LVO recap with guest host @aaron_newbom is up on the VODs. Please note that his socials are wrong in the video, OBS was being weird and synced the text with my own at the top somehow. I'm fixing it in post for Youtube. twitch.tv/celefaze

@Carnith3 I wish I only had to work in my hero phase.

@Celefaze +20 points and now only works in your hero phase.

Felt cute, might get nerfed later.

Live now! Talking LVO with @aaron_newbom Twitch.tv/celefaze

Going live around 7:15 PST with @aaron_newbom talk about LVO! twitch.tv/celefaze

@BattleSquire90 I primarily post on the blue butterfly site these days, same handle.

@Celefaze Hey welcome back!

@GavinGrigarHH Joe said to call you cringe bald man

@linkatit @YouTube Subscribed. Definitely eager to see future content.

We got more content recorded Battlereport-ish this time this is my initial idea on type of reviews i wanted to do (hope to have them a bit more well cut in the future to fit within 40 minutes) but wanted at least one of 'em out there youtu.be/QC6kfffsbCI?si… via @YouTube

My interview with @aaron_newbom is up on YouTube! Watch it here: youtube.com/watch?v=WqoKi_…

And we're live! Reviewing the battlescroll! Twitch.tv/celefaze