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@Cellwair

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Katılım Eylül 2016
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Cellwair
Cellwair@Cellwair·
Hey guys help me reach 3K followers with #writerslift I'd be really happy if you guys show some support. I'll follow anyone who follows me Share your work guys.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?” Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
My girlfriend and I have been together for 10 years, but I never heard her tell a single joke. We are in a very serious #relationship.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator. I guess.... we are raised differently. #jokes #
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much... It scared the hell out of me, so today I’ve decided never to read it again.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
Why were the two prisoners good at grammar? Because they were always thinking about their sentences.
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Cellwair@Cellwair·
A man walks into a bar. Lucky bastard.
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Ellen✍K
Ellen✍K@poeticnihilist·
@Cellwair Sometimes followers slip under the radar. No worries 🤗
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Ellen✍K
Ellen✍K@poeticnihilist·
@Cellwair You're not following me (polite little ahem 😁) Hello! 👋
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