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@ScarredForLife2 1984

Apparently Saturday Night Live UK did a parody of this Scarred For Life gem last night: the deeply sinister early 80s British Pork ad! Talk about a deep cut...

@ScarredForLife2 Ma wahfff 🔪 Got worrit taeeks 👿

@CrewkerneGaz If only it was funny

It’s the classic British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, albeit with a rather unfortunate Keir Starmer, Emily Thornberry and Angela Rayner-shaped twist. {satire}

There is literally nothing ugly old wealthy white men can’t get away with mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

@superTV247 @CameronYardeJnr Was about to joke about Romesh not being on it. But then…

BREAKING 🚨 The BBC have officially confirmed the full lineup of THE CELEBRITY TRAITORS for series 2 — filming this month and airing later this year! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 🏰 Heading to the castle this year… Amol Rajan – Broadcaster Bella Ramsey – Actor James Acaster – Comedian James Blunt – Singer/Songwriter Jerry Hall – Model and Actress Joanne McNally – Comedian Joe Lycett – Comedian Julie Hesmondhalgh – Actor King Kenny – Content Creator Leigh-Anne Pinnock – Pop star Maya Jama – Broadcaster   Michael Sheen – Actor Miranda Hart – Actor Myha’la – Actor Professor Hannah Fry – Broadcaster Richard E. Grant – Actor Rob Beckett – Comedian Romesh Ranganathan – Comedian Ross Kemp – Actor Sebastian Croft – Musician Sharon Rooney – Actor

@tfwrail 10.25 service from Runcorn East to Holyhead, Saturday morning - 2 carriages 🙄 An absolute joke in 2026

@implausibleblog ‘Line’ of the night from Merton

#HIGNFY discuss The Greens's Hannah Spencer complaining of the drinking culture in Parliament Ava Santina, "I went down to that room where they drink in on Monday. There was a lot of: why are you snitching" "I didn't say it, I just filmed it" "One of the best things that was said to me was: she's such a b*itch, this is the only time I get away from my children" "Which was amazing to me because all of the sort of robust things defence that MPs made, we just have a beer here or there, we normally have coke" Ian Hislop, "Now the story is getting interesting" Paul Merton, "Is that why they say the nos(e) have it"

Martin Lewis is an icon but he always looks like he’s about to tell you your whole family just died in a terrible accident

@randomstuffxzxz The songs are from Nadine Coyle’s album

Why is this written in Tesco font?

@wesstreeting Where’s your apology for your rampant transphobia you disingenuous pos

A mealy mouthed apology for poor timing, rather than poor judgement. Not remotely serious.

@BBCNews Maybe we wouldn’t if we had a decent prime minister

UK should not keep changing prime ministers, warns John Major bbc.in/3QyoOSV

@BladeoftheS @manda_m0 Where was the deafening applause?

Deafening applause as Zack Polanski tells Zia Yusuf that people's concern over immigration is because he spends all his time spreading misinformation and fear. #bbcqt

@maxcownie_ @bellacaledonia What a poisonous stuck up old harridan

Vile

@TVAddict2K26 Serving mustard

Gemma Bissix is SERVING here x

@PolitlcsUK This is performative nonsense by @UKLabour How about spending more money on anti-terror resources and mental health, both of which would be far more effective

🚨 NEW: The Government has announced an extra £25m to increase police patrols and security in Jewish communities

@bbceastenders Paul Bradley was just flawless as Nigel. An icon

Tonight we said goodbye to the much-loved character Nigel Bates and the incredible Paul Bradley, who first stepped onto Albert Square back in 1992. Walford won’t be the same without you 💔 #EastEnders

@NoWayWoke More like the P-45s

And the award for least-enthusiastic has-beens goes to ……..

@NoWayWoke We can’t hear you either lol

@PopBase Er, Celine? Barbra? Martha Wash? Kate Bush? Ridiculous list as usual

CONSEQUENCE unveils their list of best vocalists of all time: #1. Freddie Mercury #2. Aretha Franklin #3. Whitney Houston #4. Marvin Gaye #5. Robert Plant #6. Beyoncé #7. Ella Fitzgerald #8. Mike Patton #9. Michael Jackson #10. H.R. #11. Roy Orbison #12. Nina Simone #13. Rob Halford #14. Ray Charles #15. Mariah Carey #16. Hank Williams #17. James Brown #18. Adele #19. Chris Cornell #20. Kendrick Lamar

@labour_history He should’ve done the opposite and stood by his comments. What a different election outcome that could’ve been

#OTD 2010. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is forced to apologise after he is caught describing Gillian Duffy as a "bigoted woman". She had challenged Brown on increased immigration in Rochdale. Brown was also caught saying "that was a disaster"