😤leland😤

@Olive_armor doit 😈

I NEED a huge thigh tattoo piece rn

Happy Pride Month to the cast of The Mummy and all the awakenings viewing it inspired 🩷💜💙

babe, is everything ok? we're halfway through galadriel's opening monologue in the fellowship of the ring and you've barely simultaneously recited any of the lines from memory

Now Amanda can hear the news

courtney and shayne announcing their very real marriage on april fools day is the most courtney and shayne thing they could do (i’m still not convinced it wasn’t a prank and won’t be until it’s been at least a week)

my boyfriend doesn't watch smosh and from the pit of my soul I need to go feral on him about the shourtney wedding but he doesn't know the lore and won't care how do I make him care

which one are you?

Give Larian the Mass Effect license and I will swear my body and soul to them.

Poopin and pissin, that’s just what I do

having an anxiety disorder is so funny like what do you mean i’m just minding my business and suddenly my fight or flight is activated and i have to poop about it

@ashnikko depends what you need it for but sport bike shorts, I wear that shit with and under everything

i need athletic wear that i could also LARP in. who makes that? do i have to make that?!!!

“I would peel oranges for you” forget oranges can u help me peel off this yellow wallpaper I need to free the woman trapped behind it and no I’m NOT crazy

i schedule my breakdowns ahead of time

Out: girlbossing In: girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏┓┏┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┃┃┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃ i have got to get sluttier ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┗━┓┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓ ┃┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛ ┗┛

I relate to Astarion bc he does 1 task and starts bitching about how tired he is afterwards. Bitch same