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@mymomcare lol …. harsh

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I’m on the toilet, please advise!” 😂

These are Sophie’s classic moments. She’s a great girl.

@LeoDaVinciWave Stunning

A stunning example of late 19th-century American silverwork by the Whiting Manufacturing Company, circa 1890.

@Kekius_Maximus I love potatoes

God really did his thing with potatoes i'll tell you that.

@niccruzpatane Wow!!!

Tesla is showing off the new Model Y L at their Diner today in Hollywood! Perfect place to host the launch of this car. 😎

Tesla just crossed one of the biggest manufacturing milestones in its history: 10 million vehicles produced globally The 10 millionth Tesla rolled off the production line at Fremont Factory this week Tesla’s global manufacturing milestones: • 1 million — March 9, 2020 • 2 million — September 2021 • 3 million — August 2022 • 4 million — March 1, 2023 • 5 million — September 16, 2023 • 6 million — March 29, 2024 • 7 million — October 23, 2024 • 8 million — June 6, 2025 • 9 million — December 30, 2025 • 10 million — week of July 27, 2026 It took Tesla a little over 12 years from its first Roadster delivery to manufacture its first million vehicles Then it built the next nine million in just over six years The latest million took only around seven months From producing the original Roadster in tiny volumes to building a global manufacturing system capable of producing another million vehicles in months What once looked impossible has now happened 10 million times... insane progress And Tesla is only getting started

@XFreeze 🎉🎉

@Chloemusknot Love the outfit!

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this? 🙄

@AmericaRecharge Yes❤️

Do you like Elon Musk's mother, Maye Musk? 😊 🇺🇲🇺🇲 🅰️ Yes ❤️ 🅱️ No 👎

We should go there

@darrengrimes Madness

@darrengrimes Deport, deport, deport!

Douk Deng, pictured here, came to Britain illegally. The state gave him somewhere to live. He was then caught attempting to force his way into a primary school carrying a hammer, hatchet, knife and petrol can. He reportedly speaks no English, while his wife and child remain in Sudan. What sort of country imports this risk and calls it compassion?

@food_aestheticc Medium rare

How do you like your steak cooked?

@elonmusk 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations to the Tesla Team! 10 million vehicles manufactured is an incredible amount of work.

Produced our 10 millionth Tesla globally at Fremont Factory this week! Only 6 years ago, Fremont Factory made our 1 millionth vehicle

@Tesla Congratulations! 🎉

@Lazybratposts @grok Someone is having way too much fun here

@Lazybratposts @grok Umm I’m sorry.. no, not for me. How can it pass toilet paper and not wipes and flushable wipes?… and then 💩 would be on the wire? 🫤

Hey @grok, I just checked into my hotel room and noticed this net inside the toilet bowl. What's it used for? 🤔

Elon Musk, in my opinion, is the most sincerest of heart’s human being. The FIRST social media owner to put people and people’s rights first before money or power. His companies does so much good all across the board. I can go on and on… He is the most humblest and yet a fighter all at the same time. A villain? No… he’s one of the good guys. He is truly one of a kind. The Best. We ❤️ Musk.

Elon Musk once sat in a conference room after an investor meeting and said to an employee who had stayed behind: "Sometimes I wonder if I'm the villain." The employee didn't know how to respond. Elon wasn't joking. He said it in the context of a week where three separate media outlets had run stories calling him dangerous. Where former employees had gone public about his management style. Where an ex-partner had given an interview describing the emotional cost of being with him. The employee said Elon looked smaller in that moment than at any other time he'd seen him. Not physically. Energetically. Like the weight of being perceived as the antagonist in other people's stories was something he carried constantly but rarely let anyone see. He said Elon continued talking, almost to himself. He said the line between a visionary and a villain depends entirely on which side of the story you're hearing. The employees who were fired think he's ruthless. The employees who stayed think he's demanding but fair. The ex-partners think he's incapable of love. His children have twelve different versions of who he is. And he can't tell anymore which version is closest to the truth. The employee said he left the room unsure whether he had just witnessed vulnerability or something closer to a man quietly losing his grip on his own narrative. When the world tells you who you are loudly enough and long enough, the internal version starts to blur. The man who reshapes industries and bends reality to his vision occasionally sits in empty rooms wondering if the reality he can't reshape is himself.