EMC centel

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 @lampe_martha has now been stolen from @LambertyKale3 by not only @LL_Dinglenut but also @sexydaddymarv. @NorrisBarstool @BadgersBarstool.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 it’s that time of year again!!! Happy Burner Revival to all those who celebrate! @NorrisBarstool

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Skutt head coach Kyle Jurgens CONFIRMS the rumors that @ziebellgeorge has a VAGINA📰

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Mike Voss spotted in the @NorrisBarstool office.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨@NorrisBarstool JV/VARSITY BENCH PLAYER CONNOR TERRY HAS REPORTEDLY PISSED HIMSELF. @GregHobza has listed him as questionable.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Gretna East’s Drayke Brown has come out as GAY. More coming soon🗞️ @EastStool

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 the @voicenews has put Shane holen as a jr and not a sr, showing the have no respect for that boys game.

BREAKING NEWS: 📰 With @shane_holen’s dunk tonight taking place, we regret to inform you that he has left a permanent ball streak across @LandoMando_35’s face. More news coming soon. 🚨 @NorrisBarstool @BadgersBarstool