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Centers for Damage Control

@CentersDamage

The official regulators of sheer stupidity across the world. An organization dedicated to wiping out idiocy off the face of the planet Purpose - Maintain Brain

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Centers for Damage Control@CentersDamage·
@NetHistorian @NetHistorian can your next in the field / in the quarantine be about culture And traditions you can talk about strange customs that other nations have or even ancient practices let me know so I can DM you just a suggestion
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Internet Historian@NetHistorian·
Bitcoin? Crypto? lmao that old prank? ...You didn't actually think it was real, did you? We've just been running an incremental random number generator for years and watching people throw their cash into a hole. Wait... you didn't put any of your OWN money in there, right?
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They may have gotten rid of George Santos however Anthony Devolder is still alive and well.
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noah@NoahJAguirre·
I have a polisci degree with a specialization in American Politics, but I knew who Henry Kissinger was in high school
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noah@NoahJAguirre·
I thought it was common knowledge that Israel enforces segregation via checkpoints in the West Bank but apparently people are denying this is true? Jamaal Bowman’s account here has been backed up by both Israeli and Palestinian sources.
Eitan Fischberger@EFischberger

An outrageous lie from @RepBowman: "Myself, as a sitting member of Congress, could not walk through certain checkpoints in the West Bank because I wasn't Jewish!" There isn't a single checkpoint like this. He hates the Jews so much. He really does.

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Centers for Damage Control@CentersDamage·
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is set to launch his presidential bid with Elon musk on Twitter, and if it's like anything else Elon Musk has launched, his campaign is bound to crash and explode soon after takeoff.
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Centers for Damage Control@CentersDamage·
@LoyalSwftBoater True she has the good endearing qualities and is very sharp. She would not only have the qualifications to lead but she would easily defend herself. She could very quickly Garner public support and would have a strong female base.... But she's too smart
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Noah alt@LoyalSwftBoater·
I know she doesn’t want to run, but if she did Michelle Obama would win the presidency easily
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Centers for Damage Control@CentersDamage·
According to the New York times, the Biden Administrations recent executive order cancelling tens of thousands of student debt, has divided Democrats from within, mainly on the premise that it didn't cancel enough people. #studentloanforgiveness
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Centers for Damage Control@CentersDamage·
The Washington Post reports that Ukraine has cut off its largest nuclear plant off their own energy grid, out of fears that the site may be subject to targeted strikes under Russian Occupation. Yet once grid shutdown was once mentioned Ted Cruz still found a way to flee to Cancun
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Internet Historian
Internet Historian@NetHistorian·
Been kinda quiet on Twitter lately cos we're busy ramping up production. Pending disaster, before the end 2022 we'll be publishing: 5 Internet Historian videos. 4-7 Incognito Modes. 11 Storymodes. About a video a week. Will quality drop? Possibly! Stay tuned to find out.
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The Daily Show@TheDailyShow·
Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…
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Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien·
My children think of me as their best friend, the one they dropped like a stone in high school.
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Barely Sociable@SociableBarely·
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