Theophilus Cephas Kogiesi-Omie (ACA)

Free Medical Outreach to celebrate the 50th birthday of @drsamuelogbuku

@MoveWithPeace I no even know why I choose the profession. Maybe na the profession choose me. Because all I wanted was to be a lawyer!

To all my accountants, what made you choose this profession? Please share 👇

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

@dangbanamanager Homeland Security has been on since the time of GEJ. It was when terrorism became very serious.

Homeland Security ? When this shop open ?

@Oweipele 😂😂😂😂 I remember the game against Chelsea when Ferguson play this guy.

@CephasOmie Oboi! Me sef don benefit from Man united O!! Na witchcraft dey make me expect Arsenal fans to gnash teeth. 😂😂😂

Dong Fanghou

Marcus Senna

@KingErefitei It’s like he was cleared o!

So, Fubara will just chicken out like that?. Was he cleared by the screening committee?. Why the uncertainty?

Mauro Camoranesi Born in Argentina but played for Italy!

Free Medical Outreach to celebrate the 50th birthday of @drsamuelogbuku

My former neighbour and wife nearly separated cos he couldn't satisfy her for a very long time due to erectile dysfunction. He complained about having a weak erection & I introduced him to Doc Okpos. He called me few minutes ago that his wife tapped out after 30mins of knack.

@KingErefitei Abeg, repost my own too🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Please, repost my pinned tweet. Thank you

Willy Sagnol

@thehouseoffootb Willy Sagnol

I See Zinedine Zidane And Fabien Barthez Guess the other player Level: Extremely Hard!

@maxvayshia They don’t need Arsenal for anything. Arsenal needs to win anyway to win the league!

Tottenham fans once celebrated their loss to Manchester City cos it prevented Arsenal from lifting the trophy. Today, they need Arsenal to beat West Ham so they don't go to relegation. Define Karma again and its existence.

@Sheyi_Creamzon @mc_lively_ I have Arsenal fans as friends and I don’t hate any of them! My younger brother is an Arsenal fan, I don’t hate him.

@mc_lively_ This ain't bantering Arsenal, they are deep hating on Arsenal and its fans. All you can do is return the energy to them and boycott anything that has to do with them.

What you guys are doing isn’t banter… It’s not hate either. No words have been found for it. I want to promise you something though. You will all regret it. Our revenge will also not be banter….whatever lines you have crossed…we will cross ten times over.

@SPUKenya @MtuHonest @jpThuku Happy Mother’s Day to all COLLAGE graduates!

@MtuHonest @jpThuku Happy Mother's day to all mothers

We dodged a bullet

@hedrees_ayinde Iron go break today o

Come on you Irons! 😅

@low_key095 Wait until Sunday na. You fit still be mad man

They call me a m@d man 😹

Manucho!

Random Man United player of the day. Day 5. Who is this player? Level: easy! Photo credit: safari.