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@SethMacFarlane Talking seems to be doing less and less these days.

@StephenAtHome Are we all thinking that Donald Trump likes being peed on? Or is it that he likes watching?

They’ve got the pee pee tape!

@realDonaldTrump @jacknicklaus @TigerWoods I liked Tiger better when he was a philanderer.

Great morning at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida with @JackNicklaus and @TigerWoods!

@donlemon If someone isn’t an ally for gay people, what are they?

@KevinHart4real You suck, homophobe.

@realDonaldTrump IT WILL END WHEN YOU’RE ARRESTED

This Witch Hunt must end!

@realDonaldTrump @CerpinTaxt, @Fox&FriendsToday in Kuzikistan, a peaceful demonstration turned to bloodshed as members of the Turzili tribe flooded Kenpao Square in remembrance of the third anniversary of the Holmsburg Massacre. What are your thoughts on this tragedy?

@Alan_AJB78 @CBCAlerts It’s another step away from the days of being able to walk into and out of a Tim Hortons for a coffee and donut in under 3 minutes, and another stumbling block for the inept teenager who now has to look for a DD Snack Bar button on their already bloated screen.

@CBCAlerts What the hell is this nonsense?

Tim Hortons to offer edible double-double coffee bar. Chocolate-free product expected to make its launch this fall. CBC.CA/1.4998770

Tim Hortons is the fecal matter that is produced when greed eats too much stupidity.

@Bell_LetsTalk If abortion is legal, shouldn’t suicide be too?

@SethMacFarlane You got any movies coming out soon?

@jimmycarr @comicrelief @ssearena Oh look, you got the kid with the teeth. Great.

I’ll be performing for @comicrelief at this huge show at Wembley @ssearena. I mean look at that line-up. Get your tickets here: bit.ly/2Ba8M8d #WembleySPECTACULAR

@realDonaldTrump @IngrahamAngle Penis.

“Our economy, right now, is the Gold Standard throughout the World.” @IngrahamAngle So true, and not even close!

@SethMacFarlane Just let the McDonald’s, KFC and Taco Bell crud lining his arteries do their thing, Seth...

@realDonaldTrump You are fucking retarded.

A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends You’re a puppet and you’re going to jail.

“In the Media’s effort to destroy the President, they are actually destroying themselves. Given all of the tremendous headwinds this President has faced, it’s amazing he has accomplished so much.” DEROY MURDOCK @foxandfriends I agree!

@neiltyson @NASA Ahh, now I see 🤓

Light & shadow in my living room and in space. Saturn via @NASA Cassini

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

58,000 non-citizens voted in Texas, with 95,000 non-citizens registered to vote. These numbers are just the tip of the iceberg. All over the country, especially in California, voter fraud is rampant. Must be stopped. Strong voter ID! @foxandfriends

@neiltyson I guess you gotta see it to understand it.🤷🏻‍♂️

Color photo with no color in it — just shades of sepia. My living room suspension lamp from Artemide, for which the light source may be more intriguing than whatever it’s trying to illuminate. For me, it evokes Saturn and its ring system. instagram.com/p/BtGxj4whmPa/