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@JVMonte2 Wildwood Flower

What’s a great song that tells a FUNNY story?

@_we_love_food Give me a couple of tokes first and then bring it on!

If you eat this ENTIRE pizza in 1 hour, you get $50,000. Could you do it?

@vinquezada1 Probably would have lost a few teeth.

Here I’ll start.. I would have been smacked in the face

@wiseconnector Speedy Gonzales Savoir Faire

It can be a Rat also.

@ZeddFred Depends on who you ask. I call it an ice pick. Others may see it as a murder weapon. Or a tool to complete a frontal lobotomy. Take your pick. (No pun intended. Really. 😉)

What is this called?

@gavinthomas2015 Barkeepers Friend

What's the best way to clean this pan? 🤔

@quadcarl Flowers in the Attic vibes.

Which one is the mom?

@vinquezada1 Assassination of RFK.

Here I’ll start…. The launch of the Hubble telescope

@Grifterdon1 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@wiseconnector Foghorn Leghorn

Just ONE

@wiseconnector Mr. Rogers

Which ONE

@randyrcox @Kronicheadrush @JoJoFromJerz Oh, so you've met my brothers and eldest sister.

@Kronicheadrush @JoJoFromJerz The problem is they won't read this. Know it alls do not read; they already know everything they need to know.

Hold the fuck on. So a whole bunch of Trump voters with preexisting conditions are now realizing that they voted to take their healthcare away, and a whole bunch of contractors are now realizing that they voted to take their construction workers away, and a whole bunch of farmers are now realizing they voted to take their farm workers away? Shit we ALL told them would happen but they voted for anyway. And NOW that they have ELECTED him, they’re freaking out because they finally understand?? Are you fucking kidding me?!?

@CTOTHELOS77 Green bean casserole

What's Thanksgiving dish was this for you?

Was going to get my Covid booster and flu shot this weekend until my shingles decided to act up. Thank goodness I had the shingles vaccine because this bout was MUCH less painful than previous bouts have been and only lasted about 48 hours.

@Patrickschaub5 Yes. That's a trick question, right?

Trump said he knew nothing about project 2025, yet quite a few of his cabinet nominations have ties to it. Does he think America is stupid?

@scubaryan_ How would he know? 🤔

Muslim Streamer “AdmiralKumi” tries a Costco Chicken Bake on stream and realizes it has bacon while chewing 😭😭 x.com/jimmylubetron/…

@beyoncegarden Not put myself in it.

what would you do in this situation😭?

@Bornabrit1 You gotta go, you gotta go. I've used the men's room more often than I can count. I must say though, that I wouldn't want to share a bathroom with a maga. They have too much of an obsession with other people's genitals.

@joypcoffee Just one for me. But I do need to write sub plans for Tuesday afternoon. 🥴

@Damaan4u33 With Vance right next door.

The most highly anticipated ending to the most divisive and shameful period in American history! ⚰️