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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに 「big booty Latina」 という新しい言葉を覚えた

Death penalty to all American politicians with loyalty to a foreign nation.

Happy Birthday to Etika who would have been 36 today A YouTuber, streamer, model and a man of many iconic reactions to Nintendo Directs and Super Smash Bros, the world lost him far too soon with his untimely passing in 2019

Remove internet access from Mexicans

Charlie Kirk is fair game. George Floyd is fair game. Abortion, 9/11, Israel, black, white, gay, straight. It’s all fair game in comedy.

RT if your team currently leads their division 👀

Girls say shit like “we should execute rapists” then vote to allow ten million people from Imgonnarapeyoustan into their country

White Boy Summer has started off strong 🇺🇸

Life when Sean Strickland wins😊

Molesting Jeffrey Epstein is like beating Michael Jordan in a game of one on one.

“I’m the NBA logo lil nigga”

The retardation of the communist Left still amazes me: we are in 2026 and they STILL believe I shot black people. 🤡

On this day in history (2/3/96), Hall of Famer Bartolo Cologne hit a ball 667 feet with a 410 mph exit velocity, making him the first (and only) pitcher to ever homer. All three are MLB records

Beyonce is married to a pedophile and sex trafficker and they’re calling him a racist for not knowing her music

Jose Ortiz, winner of the Kentucky Derby, before the race started: “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”

⚠️ In Brazil, a 48-year-old ice cream vendor abducted a 1-year-old baby girl from a floating boat where her mother had put her to sleep. He raped the toddler, murdered her, and dumped her tiny defenseless body in the river. When the horrific news spread, hundreds of outraged locals, including the baby’s mother, stormed the police station holding the suspect. They dragged the rapist out, beat him, doused him with gasoline, and burned him alive in the street. All captured live on social media.

Just spent the last 3 days at Disneyland in southern California. We have a very serious obese Mexican problem.