Certified Observer

Here are the summaries they gave : Top Solana meme coins in the 50k–1M MC range (last 24h snapshot) Ultra-low-cap territory — high risk, high reward. Most are fresh Pump.fun launches. Focus on high volume/MC turnover, buy pressure, and social raids. Standouts right now: • AverageGuy (~500-600k MC): Strong volume, lots of trades, absurd meme energy. • TRUNC (Troll Unc) (~150-200k MC): Explosive early gains and troll virality potential. • Apple-themed launches (borderline ~1M): Massive trade count and novelty hype. • BOBO variants (~800k-1M MC): Consistent volume and holder growth. Tips: Check DexScreener (filter Solana, MC 50k-1M, sort by volume). Prioritize locked liquidity and rising activity. These can pump hard on raids but dump just as fast. DYOR, not financial advice — meme coins are gambling. Only risk what you can lose. What do you think — any specific ones I should dive deeper on? 🚀

@uapenfts I held the correct amount for over 10 mins several times I even had the site open for one of the 10 min intervals and nothing minted

@CertifiedObsrvr Please share your wallet address, I'll look into it for you.

The first Apes are hitting the market already The jungle has officially started

@uapenfts C5hhxMrf2XfJxfYTXANcfEgFPs9LHd9QkSQKVyxh1pzs first one Main wallet that I held for over 10 mins to see if it worked on this wallet WZYoiU9FKuSFBrVLFw1CsWseyxVYfRU8XuYUmqaRAvE

The wallet I used to buy when you launched shoukd have more than one ape and nothing..the wallet where I sent the balance to the main phantom wallet when someone said imported wallets don’t work..I made sure to hold to mint one in that wallet and it says one artifact esrned and shows no apes and nothing on tensor or on sol scan ..can you DM me this is insane

@CertifiedObsrvr If you transferred the balance at any point before the Ape is minted, the generated apes automatically get archived. You have to hold the balance in the same wallet for 10+ minutes.

@sadcrissy It didn’t rug lol

buys $worldcup at 30k coin rugs to 5k - I sell next day it‘s at 7m 🫩

@_bolivian Well if Binance lists it will pump with news and dump hard when it’s listed Binance is a curse

There are rumors in FNF chats that these $260k buys are from Binance. Honestly, Binance or not, it’s clear that some exchanges have started accumulating $TROLL. Billions are so obvious. Sell everything you have and buy $TROLL.

@uapenfts Dawg I know I have been I even transferred to a main wallet bc some mfer was saying you can’t get em in imported wallets ..I should have like 5 rn in my bs wallet with a few sol in it

@CertifiedObsrvr It works as long as you're holding solana:5E2woTdd2Gc4BpfE4yDPC4rTEJCo3fijhveDxhaZpump (5E2woTdd2Gc4BpfE4yDPC4rTEJCo3fijhveDxhaZpump) in your wallet.

@uapenfts @koaSolis Haven’t gotten mine either smh

@koaSolis Looking into this, will update you here.

Ive been waiting for almost an hour and still havent gotten my ape?

@cryptonian709 Yea I’m sure ppl won’t keep selling once they get their NFTs 😂 but ya know what..that might actually make price skyrocket bc no one is getting the NFTs 😂

Price just filled the FVG on $uAPE and is heading back to ATH. Next stop anticipated is 2M mc🚀

@SSandmannnn @shamrock_gif @uapenfts Nah been in since 30k not one yet

@shamrock_gif @uapenfts it obv works bro who you „hmmm“-ing?

@juanfromvine @uapenfts Yea I’ve been in since 30 k and zero apes smh BS

@uapenfts Connect your phantom to the website and it should show apes are being summoned, may not work for pump.fun imported wallets, meaning you will have to create a new wallet and send your supply there.

uAPE is live NFT launches are usually noise: whitelists, mint buttons, rushed windows, and FOMO games. uAPE keeps it simple. Hold $uAPE Your wallet summons Apes 500,000 $uAPE = 1 Ape slot No whitelist. No mint button. Just balance to artifact. CA: 5E2woTdd2Gc4BpfE4yDPC4rTEJCo3fijhveDxhaZpump Website: uape.fun Telegram: t.me/uapenfts TG Bot: t.me/uAPEbot Sticker pack: t.me/addstickers/uA… Other links: uape.fun/linktree Welcome to the jungle. 🦍

Observation: Seeing the same, and new, low IQ ppl doom posting and posting #crypto charts when the market is red ( especially the ones who think they can “read” charts) is the cringiest shit and shows who new or just retarded #memecoin #meme #cringe

@barneyxbt Then you must be a noob or retarded lol

Watching crypto fall through high time frame support while the stock market keeps reaching for new all time highs has got to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

@_bolivian lol just do the math

What if we all sell ALL our possible assets and buy one single coin lol How high can we go? $1B? $10B? $100B? Trillions?

@TheBTCTherapist Then you must be completely new to crypto

The stock market is absolutely surging with new all time highs again today — why are bitcoin and crypto lagging behind. I haven’t heard a single explanation.

@cooldevisback Yea launching the 50th Pepe ! Solid

seems like the trenches are looking for a coin to unite every launchpad and KOL. there's only one valid option: $PEPE read the thesis ⬇️

@1CrypticSol @uapenfts Oh damn you might actually be retarded 😂 keep forgetting I’m using this fresh account 😂 have fun 😂

@CertifiedObsrvr @uapenfts in at 30k and still dont have 500k supply😭

Systems are slowly coming back online now Scans are catching up. The jungle survived the stampede Appreciate everyone who stayed patient while we scaled everything live under heavy load This was a real stress test. And honestly seeing this many people trying to ape in at once was insane. We're just starting uape.fun 🦍

Didn’t even make sense 😂 stfu got a moonbag from 30k doesn’t change the fact that this is retarded..people have to pay close to 2 sol to mint this..and will keep going up which will prevent the mint from completing ..and if it does..ppl just gonna dump the coins once they got the nft so coin value will dump along with an nft randomly generated for buying a coin 😂 gladly gonna make $ off dumpin ths sht bc it’s dumb dev getting rich 😂

@CertifiedObsrvr @uapenfts what nfts u buyin for .5 sol to sound too much for a mint😂 stay sidelined w your 100k supply

@dogeofficialceo Doesn’t matter ..none of them do lol

What’s this pattern called?