Papi

Maturing is realizing that people coming back to you is not a flex. It’s actually embarrassing. They literally think you are stupid. They have zero respect for you. They know that they can do you any type of way and you’ll still let them back in. It’s convenience, not love.

I DONT WANNA HEAR THE WORD “PAPI” THE REST OF 2026 BC OF THIS MF!!!!!!!

No shade, but I’ve realized you can give someone the world and they still might not be your person. That’s been one of the toughest lessons for me. I’ve given my all to people who simply weren’t meant for me.

Ending up in therapy because you loved someone is crazy.

If you lack emotional intelligence, we can’t be in a relationship. I’m not teaching you how to apologize, how to take accountability, or how to treat me with respect. These are basic qualities you should already possess before entering a relationship.

The dating scene is ROUGH but please know that settling is so much worse than loneliness. Because that's just loneliness without the privacy. Like great I'm still sad and longing for a deep, life-changing love but now there's someone in my apartment.

Imagine cheating on Christmas Day. That’s the tweet.

A clingy partner is better than a cheating one 🤷🏾‍♂️🥱

Open relationships are becoming more common, and while I respect everyone’s choices, I’m still holding out for something monogamous. It might take time, but I’m not giving up on finding the right person.

If you’re no longer interested in someone, let them know. Slowly distancing yourself, ignoring calls, and giving half-hearted responses hurt more than simply being honest and upfront.

getting cheated on is actually traumatizing idk why y'all try to downplay betrayal.

You bring the vibe, I’ll bring the juice 😏

I hate gay dating

i texted them "have fun" and they texted back "no i'm still gonna text you" and that basically sums up the kinda person i want.

Lying to me because you don’t want to lose me but losing me because you lied is wild.

Single. Employed. Loyal. Knows how to cook. What’s the hold up?

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little jealous of people who find “their person” early on. I love being single and focusing on myself, but I’m a hopeless romantic. It’d be nice to go on cute dates, travel, cuddle, spend the holidays together, and grow old with someone.

@coachella DO BETTER! IVE BEEEN WAITING FOR 7 HOURS!

Sorry not sorry, but I'm over my toxic & bare minimum stage. I love flowers, I like dates, I like reassurance, I like random gifts. I love being treated right.

can we skip to the rich part