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CERVEZERO🍺
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CERVEZERO🍺
@Cervezero_twt
Soy un lamentable producto de Twitter. 🍺🍺Cuenta de HUMOR. PARODIA.
Barcelona, España Katılım Aralık 2021
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🚀 Yo, Hustlers! 🚀
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𝟭𝟬𝟬 𝗧𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 👀
Want a chance to win from a 100 TON prize pool? 💎
Starting now until Sunday August 18th at 11:59pm EST (midnight) we’ll be selecting the Top 5 shitheads that refer the most frens to Boinkers 🔥
The prize pool will be distributed amongst the winners 🏆
To participate ⬇️
1️⃣ Like + Share this post
2️⃣ Tag 3 Friends in this post
3️⃣ Invite as many assholes to play Boinkers: t.me/boinker_bot
Best of luck!!! Winners will be announced when the competition ends! 🙌
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Come play @BoinkersIO telegram game and farm a shit TON of points towards the upcoming $BOINK drop on TON💩💎
Get starter bonus here: t.me/boinker_bot?st…
Boinkers@BoinkersIO
No better feeling 😂 Tag a friend if you relate 👀
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—Hannibal, ¿Anthony Hopkins o Mads Mikkelsen?
—Ambos me vendrían muy bien para almorzar.
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—Voy a ver el fuego.
—¿Eres bombero?
—No, cazador de dragones.
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-Oye Frodo, si no llegas a tirar el anillo a Orodruin te hubieras ahorrado comprar el anillo de compromiso.
-Jajajajaja. Muy gracioso, Majestad.
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Yo quisiera saber si Maceo que aguantó tantas balas en su cuerpo, si él iba aguantar todo esto.
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@Cervezero_twt Tirando como se puede, cualquier otra cosa sería mentir.
Tú que tal?
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@Cervezero_twt Tate kieto con las risas, bueno al menos sabes hacer videos
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