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The #FreeSchoolMealsForAll Bill would guarantee a hot, healthy dinner for every child in primary school, every day. I just asked my MP to back the Bill in the Parliament on Friday 20 Jan ✋📆 Can you ask your MP to do the same? actionnetwork.org/letters/tell-y… @NoChildBehindUK

I’ve added my name to support communities in demanding ICBC to stop financing the East African Crude Oil Pipeline. Can I count on you, too, to help amplify the voices of our friends and communities in Africa? #StopEACOP nwmd.io/s/twitter/ZxQ1…

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long? A πthon.

If there are only 2 sexes, explain this.

“Capitalism is a war economy. If we want to save ourselves, stop arms sales, stop arms production, stop war! If we can achieve this, we can save the world and everything will fall into place" Rest in Power Vivienne Westwood

The Harry Potter films in a nutshell.

TO ANYONE BEING PAID EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS THIS WEEK: Be careful. It is approximately 32 weeks until you get paid again at the end of January.

I’m really sick of the media referring to ‘the unions’ as if they are a separate entity to the millions of working people that they represent. ‘The unions’ are not orchestrating strikes, workers are standing up and fighting to save the services they provide.

naps don’t fix this type of tired anymore.

top 0.5% of @HeartAttackMane listeners and this is what that says about me

Yes, you may be in the top 0.5% listeners of a certain musician on Spotify. But are you in the top 0.5% listeners of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Considering I also saw @nosuchthing live this year I may need to seek help

It's not just that gay bars are supposed to be a safe space.

Causes of death in London, 1632.

The Lettuce Returns

Fun fact. The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Africa's delivered the bill for climate chaos that rich nations caused. Time to take responsibility for your actions — split the cost and pay up @POTUS @RishiSunak @vonderleyen 💰 #COP27

@BreconBeaconsNP B

Quiz time 📝 ❓ Put your guesses in the comments ⤵️ ⤵️ ⤵️

let's help this get to the 100,000 signatures it needs to be considered for debate by signing and sharing -- petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6168… Petition: Ban sale of #fireworks to the public and limit sales to licensed displays only petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6168…