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Xabi Alonso era.. can't wait

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030. Everything agreed as Xabi will be in London in the next days to start this new chapter. Understand he’ll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plans.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72724…

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Football drama II. Congrats Chelsea. Sorry for Bayern.

🚨 Chelsea closing in on an agreement with Xabi Alonso to become head coach. Club's full focus is now on the FA Cup Final, but talks have advanced and will resume following Saturday's game at Wembley. #CFC want a quick appointment. 🤝 @alex_crook talksport.com/football/42497…

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@LoudOutside Chills

Couple encountered a bizarre woman during their hike “did you see my other two guys”

Bring @ChelseaFC

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69645…

Alonso has accepted Chelsea. Fairs

It’s Cole’s birthday! 🎂

Joao Pedro with an absolute worldie 💫 @ChelseaFC

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

@Footballtweet This is brilliant 😭😭

Four years ago, a Roma fan asked José Mourinho for a photo… only to turn it into a proposal right in front of him. 😯💍🤯 One of the most surreal moments in Mourinho's life. 🤣

> be Elon Musk > 1971. South Africa. nobody cares > bullied so bad you end up in the hospital > dad calls you worthless on the way home > 12 years old. write a game. sell it for $500 > move to Canada alone at 18 > Stanford accepts you. quit after 2 days > sleep on a couch. build Zip2. sell for $22M > build PayPal. sell for $180M > spend every dollar on rockets and electric cars > 2008. both companies nearly dead. same week > last launch. last dollar. it works > land rockets on drone ships in the ocean > put humans back in space for America > buy Twitter for $44B. everyone says you're insane the boy who slept on a couch is now the richest human being on the planet. $840 billion. no one in history has ever come close

Okay I like it, Picasso 🎨

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Arsenal are serial bottlers 😂