Christopher Febles

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@pinstripealley “We play today, we win today, that’s it.” - Mariano Duncan, IF for the 1996 World Champion New York Yankees

Judge hit a mammoth home run and everyone contributed in a true #Yankees team win: sbnation.com/e/23593268

@Boonesque Uhhh…yeah, but your mom telling you doesn’t count 🤪

@Cfeblesmsw Yes, but you can't deny how handsome I look, obviously!

Everybody do the Booney!

@MordyMilgraum Yes - but they won’t

@BryanHoch Someone please tell me what’s going on with this franchise.

... and now Domingo German, who was too much of a health concern to start this game, is warming up in the #Yankees bullpen.

@M_Marakovits I have discomfort in my right soul and need an MRI on my self-esteem

Discomfort in right* armpit area* according to Aaron Boone

@BryanHoch Really, let’s look back at the transcript. The way he talks is like a fourth grader sending a text. Totally incoherent. Too many words with too little substance. Just say, “Running the bases would be bad for him.” Instead, he has to blather on and on. Here’s your media savvy mgr.

Boone said Judge is available to pinch-hit tonight. So why not just DH him? "Your premise there would suggest they're the same. I would disagree with that. I think we would disagree with that. Getting ready to play a major league game right now and going through all your pregame to be prepared at 7:00, you would hope there's baserunning that follows that. While it's not playing right field, it is still playing. Again, we're talking about him not being 100% with the toe, but just as much as that, he just hasn't worked up a lot of volume of stuff."

@BryanHoch What the heck language is this? He speaks like he does a dizzy bat race before every question. This is your media-savvy manager? I’d hate to meet the dumb guy @Boonesque

Aaron Boone was asked about Aaron Judge's return: "I don't know. I totally get it. I'm almost in your same boat. Like I want to know. It is an unknown right now about when he'll be able to do things. I think once that happens, it'll happen quickly. We're not at that point yet."

@Boonesque Thanks, but I go by “Christopher-y.” Kinda. Obviously. Going to the game tomorrow, so make sure Hicksie leads off with some great at-bats. Thanks!

I mean obviously that's a little bit of a tall order, Chrissy. My press conferences are like the proclamations of Nostradamus, sort of pored over and endlessly analyzed for hidden meanings and insight into lineups and rest days.

@Boonesque it was my New Year’s resolution to ignore your press conferences this season. Gotta admit: I miss hearing “Ya know,” “kinda,” “little bit” 653 times in every sentence. Obviously. Help me out?

@Boonesque Ah, your platitudes are in mid-season form, skip. Corner: turned, and it’s not even March

@BryanHoch Every trainer tells you his horse is gonna win the Derby, whether he believes it or not

Aaron Boone on Josh Donaldson: “I think you’re crazy to not think there’s a bounce back in there offensively.”

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@MattCarp13 @MattCarp13, It was an honor to watch you jump start your career with us. Yeah, we Yankees fans can be spoiled and demanding, but we know a great comeback tale when we see one. Keep the class act going on the left coast, and beat those Dodgers!

To say it was an honor to put on the pinstripes last season would be the understatement of a lifetime. Memories I will never forget. To my teammates, coaches, front office, ownership and the great fan base of the New York Yankees. Thank you for letting me be a part of it..❤️

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@TMKSESPN @RealMichaelKay Somebody put odds on my being disappointed. +250?

"They are in on Rodon, but then I heard that there's something even bigger that they're working on" - @RealMichaelKay on the #Yankees