Courtney Elizabeth

Us after deleting each other, blocking each other, and saying “never again”

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

I hate going to a mall or an airport. I just get so angry. You look around and you think we lost a war

military to cop is the worst career pipeline

Slept with him.

Life when nobody knows wtf you're up to

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Them overly tough ass niggas don’t scare nobody fr real killers act like stand up comedians in real life

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

feels like in a van gogh painting

I’ve blown raspberries on a man’s belly after hooking up before. I never gave a fuck

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu

When the sun hits the tap beer just right

doing a line of what could’ve been

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’: