🐦Cgull Birdo

@Neightryder @Itsover4u556 @dexcooldrinker Buddy needs EBT for his rig lol

@Itsover4u556 @dexcooldrinker Okay come pay my bills for me

dudes on instagram will buy a car that takes premium and never ever shut up about it

@BeatleZombie @3n7rpy Not so much a dick pocket, but a dick window

@3n7rpy She sewed the dick pocket closed

i might be stupid why do you need to sew the middle of the pants

I saw plants breathing 15 years ago when I first tried shrooms

@House_Feminist I sold corrective eye surgery for a while, small team 3 salespeople total. Our boss brought us in his office and played Jocko Wilink videos to illustrate how we should approach the job. He seemed hurt I was rolling my eyes and generally amused by that dumb bullshit

I once attended a 3hr meeting where all of management was forced to watch the movie Miracle (about the US hockey team’s 1980 Olympic victory), with frequent pauses for our store manager to discuss each “example” of “the intensity we should bring to the sales floor every day”

@TheActor_movie @HatsOffff Fuck flyers, do billboards

@HatsOffff FLORIDA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME - IT’S ANTI ISRAEL FLYER TIME ‼️🦅

Zionist Florida Congressman Randy Fine promotes five-year jail terms for anti-Israel flyers

@10LordsaLeaping @Aidenspech @agerr78 It's an AI response

@Aidenspech @agerr78 Bro don’t act like you didn’t notice this. That’s not right. The best bait is something which is a little bit incorrect. This is the essence of engagement. So don’t full on lie about it… wait did you just do it again!? SOB!!

Amanda Seyfried tipsy on Letterman: 'Liquid courage' for stage fright😰 Admitting drinks from age 12 to sober at 33💀 This raw honesty hits different — drop your 'nerves fix' story!

@TerryCarlsonII @JakeCan72 Leasing an apartment isn't as simple as having cash, that's why many are turning to extended stay hotels as well.

@JakeCan72 If the dude has money to go snowboarding - he has cash for a studio. This is just some influencer BS.

This man lived in a storage unit for two months. Climate control. Running water and electricity. Real American ingenuity when rent hits $3,000+ a month.

@obiold @thedailymemes_ He kept his job sure, lost all dignity and respect. Kids in a position of authority and everyone on that shift just watched him cower and call himself a bitch

@Cgullbro @thedailymemes_ I don’t disagree. But where i work, everyone is getting fired. That was my point. Randy is trying to get him to go down with him.

Warehouse employee tells his supervisor exactly how he feels on his last day.

@DontBotherRport @obiold @thedailymemes_ HR will probably give him some coaching on pissing himself and maybe a course on sobbing

@Cgullbro @obiold @thedailymemes_ Are you mentally defective? Supervisor kid was fighting for his life there avoiding that dude so he can keep his job and the paycheck that feeds him. One punch and the kid is also fired for "misconduct". Not hard to understand the kid knew what he was doing.

@obiold @thedailymemes_ Be serious, that supervisor was a massive pussy. You don't lose your job for standing up for yourself, or at the very least not declaring yourself a bitch in front of the whole floor lmao

@thedailymemes_ Randy is the bitch. The supervisor is at work. He isn’t losing his job over Randy

@WriteBrainTV Think he wears the beanie when they fuck?

Honestly the craziest part of this whole revelation is… you have a wife?

@Theb_Rother @JOKAQARMY1 @Maveapproach Why is there a Paris Texas? Because Texas is actually France

@JOKAQARMY1 @Maveapproach I supposed that Whites, being far superior in number, were also always here? This is peak ignorance.

This is all facts 💯 and people need to get hip to it.

@TheStageSystum @BenjaminDictor Same boat, unbelievably rough out here

@BenjaminDictor The worst news for someone who got let go in January (still looking for a job)

@scarlett4kids @krobertsoniam3 "you want to be entertained"

@krobertsoniam3 You want to be entertained

Candace Owens is a bigger problem than many on my side are willing admit. It’s time for more Conservative women to go on offense and call out her bs. Her devotees are actively recruiting, I’m seeing it in real-time. In my humble opinion Owen’s endgame isn’t to just hurt @TPUSA and unjustly smear Charlie Kirk’s wife. She’s ultimately hell bent on destroying President Trump & MAGA. Of course, she’s not alone, she’s just the one with a lot of influence over women on the right.

@wells_sl @60Minutes Don't worry big dog, Candace Owens is on top of it

@60Minutes This is laughable!! When was the last time a judge was harmed, literally by right wing activists?? Meanwhile.. let’s talk about left wing rhetoric and violence!!! DO A STORY ON CHARLIE KIRK YOU FUCKING MORONS!

A new form of intimidation targets federal judges: hundreds of unsolicited pizzas sent to judges and their children across the country. It’s an innocuous delivery with an ominous message: “We know where you live.” cbsn.ws/40HpZRq

This is the funniest video of the entire war.

@gulfstreamam @AngelMD1103 Then everyone in the bank clapped

Saw an elderly woman withdraw $15k WITHOUT the same scrutiny. She was clearly very nervous. Both clear signals for any bank teller to get the branch manager involved. As I left the bank, I saw her shoving it in the pages of a magazine and then trying to fit it in a shoebox. Her phone was ringing and she was talking to someone, telling them she was heading to the post office to mail it now. She thought her grandson had been kidnapped. She was responding to a common blackmail scam used on the elderly. I got her to redeposit the money and call the police instead.

She walked into her bank on a Friday afternoon and requested a $20,000 cash withdrawal. The teller paused, stepped away, and returned with a manager. Suddenly, the questions started. “What is the money for?” “Are you being pressured by anyone?” “Is this for cryptocurrency?” She felt confused, even a little offended. It was her account. Her money. Yet the tone made it feel like she needed permission to access it. The manager explained they were required to ask certain questions for fraud prevention and regulatory compliance. Large cash withdrawals can trigger internal review policies meant to protect customers from scams and financial exploitation. Still, standing there under scrutiny, she couldn’t help but wonder how much control people really have over their own funds. Banks have legal obligations to monitor suspicious activity, but moments like this blur the line between protection and control. It’s a reminder that while we “own” our bank accounts, financial institutions operate within systems designed to manage risk, sometimes in ways that don’t feel empowering to customers. If it’s your money, should you have to justify how you plan to use it?

@CraigDemers4570 @Mappy6984 Yeah that cop is a 🚬

@Mappy6984 These type of police officers can bankrupt a society. 🧐🚬

The police academy needs a week long training of watching videos of how not to violate people's rights

the guy recording 😭😭😭😭 come on bro tighten up

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom