Clarice

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Clarice

@Ch0colateEclair

#SSDGM;

Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Mayıs 2011

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·17 Haz

#TSxCapitalOne #Sweepstakes

QME

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·30 Kas

@allisoncliffdog

Jarett Wieselman@JarettSays

8 years later and this is still the most beautifully chaotic minute of television in history

QAM

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·28 May

Matt won’t stop listening to Hinder

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·14 May

@turboslutt Lol

really smart girl@turboslutt·14 May

called off for a wedding today and my boss asked who i’m sleeping with

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·14 May

Amanda Seyfried is AMAZEEEE as Elizabeth Holmes!!!!!

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·21 Nis

Well said!

Mallory McMorrow@MalloryMcMorrow

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·22 Mar

I’m so shook that Jessica Simpson had an emotional affair with Johnny Knoxville

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·17 Mar

Damn it.

Anna Whateley, phd@AnnaWhateley

My favourite ADHD test

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·6 Mar

Worst roommate ever is insane!! The squatters rights!!

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·2 Mar

Lol

lili michelle لیلی@lilsmichelle

my boss asked me where i see myself in 5 yrs and i told him "not here" and now i'm in a meeting with HR

QST

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·15 Şub

Matt is listening to a robot smut audiobook and we still have 4 more hours still we’re home. #sendhelp

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FTX@FTX_Official·7 Şub

We're giving some #bitcoin away! How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet. The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: ftx.us/dontmissout

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·3 Şub

Microsoft teams can fuck off. Give me more than 5 min before I appear ‘away’

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·3 Şub

Fighting the urge to not get another dog but I found Dewey’s brother on pet finder and I just NEED HIM

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·27 Oca

What is wrong with people?!?!

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes

Illinois librarian holds her ground as an antimasker films himself throwing a tantrum after being asked to wear a mask.

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·27 Oca

I feel completely gaslit by the Honda service center right now!

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·26 Oca

May refuses to believe I figured out the wordle answer every time I do better then him 🙄

English

Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·21 Oca

I think my biggest fear is being in the background of a fitness influencers Instagram workout. Like the angles can’t be good.

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·17 Oca

I feel like I’m always cleaning but my house is never clean 🥲

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Clarice@Ch0colateEclair·12 Oca

I vividly remember these pictures. This is also the first January I didn’t start a diet so PROGRESS

Crispy Anthony@DeepStateDani

remember in the 2000s when this was considered fat

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