Chyster The Friendly Ghost

Hannah Montana special got me crying maaaannnn

when big girls talk about how getting a man is never an issue and it’s just a man wanting to fuck them….. being loved and committed to is the issue. being lusted after and strictly fetishized is very exhausting and is never a flex to me.

"I'm on lunch... And uhm I'm on lunch"

Jess is a real One for sending me videos of my boys I'ma just be here crying in my apt no big deal

Being fat, thick or chunky shouldn't stop you from NOTHING YOU HEAR ME?!?! NOTHING!!!

leo, you are so loved, even on the days you don’t feel it.

My favorite band played a show tonight for the first time in literal years after me BEGGING for it and uh... yeah I wasn't there so that's cool

White Boys don’t do it like this anymore! Bring back pop punk! Bring it on, 2000

Uhm.... Ruby and I are In bed !!!!???

Fuck it I'm ordering myself a Ruben bc I deserve it.

I literally can't get on Here without getting h0rny bc of my timeline no wonder why it's called X now ya beautiful freaks.

Lucky, loved, and covered in dog hair 🍀

Ya ever wake up one day and realize all the little things you missed, yeah me neither I'm definitely not stuck in that phase today

Kinda lowkey missing the ice cream shop job

Is your best friend really your best friend if she ain't subscribed to your content? Even if she gets to see it usually before anyone else does anyway! 🥹🤭💕

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

Hey hey hey, Yeah it's that time again..... This is my FAVORITE thing to talk about! Fetch is easy free money just from scanning your receipts & since 2020 I've gotten over $300 in giftcards 🤭💕 check it out my code is FJKBF

this isn’t forever, leo.

Gotta love being an adult the entire amount I just deposited from selling shit went right into new wipers and an oil change LOL