Chadwick “Pickaxe” Preston Langford IV

Worked 12 nonconsecutive hours in a warehouse 3AM-7:30PM today. Bapple, PBJ, Romeo y Julieta cigarillo. #prime

@louUHvul @JimmyBible @shannonsharpeee literally why wouldn’t it be real

@JimmyBible @shannonsharpeee If it’s just there in the open, maybe it’s not real? Or is it?

A woman is putting Geno Smith on blast on instagram 😳 “Today is the DAY! GENO SMITH beat my a$$ cause he HATES taking care of his special needs kid and can't be left alone with him because hed rather watch s*x online and play Call of Duty”

Not that terrible but r we fr #SECcouple

Who wants the rock because I ain’t got the tool to respond to this defense #wtf

Safe to say my roommate internship is going well #pcp #president

My cousin is going to college for casino management. His internship is in Vegas. Where the fuck was that option on career day!?!

One place I wish hosted something for the World Cup is Penn State That trek to central PA to stumble on this 106,000 seat behemoth would break them

this guy’s tearing up my college town. Hide your women or they’ll get stolen #phag

appetizer for the reckoning tmr. got new hollows to try out #fye #pole

this ape doesn’t know he’s seen his last sunset

In the coming days I will be summarily executing the wife’s stuffed monkey (of course) that her ex husband got her. Via firearm. #staytuned

after further advisement (lack of censorship) @sanduskysneak gets one free jaw shot

I’m legit upping pole on my roommate @sanduskysneak change ur bet if u know what’s good for u @JimmyDeLuca6

btw even all time wrestling #queer

this nigga seems to have a goldfish memory. I won the Halloween Sox incident @sanduskysneak

yeah uhhhh. financially unrecoverable. #newhire #black

@ChadwickPrlk tuned up. 0-3 on bets. doesn’t matter. opposition on a fucking tshirt #hard #carry #range #notfighting

grappling is so fucking gay I mean come on. Shit looks like me and the ole lady’s sex post sack

restaurant completely empty 20 minutes before close and ofc two dykes show up #noticing

wife understood the term “city connect” and complained that her team’s sucked #puking