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@jone55639 @NightSkyNow usually these kind of engines are very weak, but they build momentum over long periods of time, and after a while the speed is huge

@NightSkyNow Sweet Another plasma type engine Great for out there in space But will it have enough punch to lift a loaded rocket/ship off the planet ?

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@pamvonhadder did you know that tomatoes have different kinds that serve different purposes? some for sandwiches, some for cooking some for salad, also did you know potatoes also have different kinds

grocery store tomato (top) vs one picked from a private garden. What do you notice?

@RealPostFolder i have more nuts in my sack than the entire number of suns in our solar system

@Rozzah_2210 his name is : in this riddle

Everyone got paused here 🤗 What is the man's name??

@40k_Marine @HyperrealSchizo @chainlink stop stoking my boner

@HyperrealSchizo @chainlink

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@unclebobmartin gramps has lost it: 1. you wont code anymore (you won't be needed) 2. but you can ask ai for a clean code what for gramps? why need clean code ?

Morning Bathrobe Rant: AI out-codes you; deal with it.

@Newsforce i pray he gets hell

JORDAN PETERSON’S DAUGHTER GIVES "FINAL" UPDATE ABOUT HER DAD Mikhaila Peterson says her father is dealing with what she describes as a severe, nearly impossible to treat psych-med-induced neurological condition linked to akathisia. She said his symptoms began after a flare-up tied to mold exposure, stress, and later complications from pneumonia and sepsis. "I don’t plan on making another update about my dad, it stresses my family out, and myself, and there’s nothing more to say about it until things get better. Prayers are appreciated still."

@coinacademy_fr 100% c une faille de layerzero, le seul validateur utilisé c'est layerzero, c'est leurs serveurs aui ont été hack et non pas la faute de kelpdao

🚨 LayerZero publie le post-mortem du hack de 290 M$ sur rsETH. Lazarus a ciblé le rsETH de KelpDAO pour sa configuration 1/1 DVN (point de défaillance unique), une faute de sécurité importante. Le vecteur n’est donc pas une faille de protocole mais un empoisonnement ciblé des RPC utilisés par le DVN (Decentralized Verifier Network), combiné à des attaques DDoS pour forcer le basculement vers des nœuds compromis. Les attaquants ont remplacé les binaries de certains nœuds RPC, injecté des réponses falsifiées uniquement visibles par le DVN, tout en renvoyant des données correctes au reste de l’infra pour éviter toute détection, puis ont auto-effacé les traces. Résultat : validation de messages inexistants et des centaines de millions de dollars envolés.

@ruggedpikachu layerzero: it wasnt our fault but you shouldnt have trusted us as your single signer

Kelp is to blame for running a 1/1 signer setup to prove transactions. However, the 1/1 signer was Layerzero themselves. Layerzeros node got compromised. This exploit is as much Layerzeros fault as it is Kelps. And Aave is to blame too for curating this asset / not having an emergency brake when the borrowing occured. Also; didn't they just brag about how good they are at curating when the Resolv hack happened?

@ruggedpikachu the 1/1 signer was... layer zero

@coinbureau the only verifier : layer zero themselves

🚨JUST IN: LAYERZERO BLAMES KELPDAO SETUP FOR $290M HACK LayerZero Labs says the exploit stemmed from KelpDAO’s use of a single-verifier setup it had warned against, shifting responsibility away from its own protocol. The attack is linked to Lazarus Group, targeted RPC infrastructure and forced a failover to compromised nodes, enabling a fake transaction without exploiting smart contracts.

@newmichwill that's rich coming from a guy that syphoned multi million from his protocol to buy his fat wife a multi mulyi million mansion

Those who say "crypto is dead" or "DeFi is dead" don't know what they are talking about. Banks never operated in such harsh conditions, and they always get saved by the Big Printer. As a result, their infra is horrifically bad. In DeFi, we have to make sure that our stuff is solid, and only the fittest survives

@JKim_Tran @banteg the fuck youre on about? kelp only used one dvn, it was layerzeros official dvn ran by the layerzero team. the default dvn architecture is made up of 5 "independent" validators, the hackers hacked 2 of those validators and ddossed the 3 others

@banteg So you think the "RPCs" are nodes operated by LayerZero? Is there any way that we can actually verify (I assume not)?

layerzero attack was not rpc poisoning in networking poisoning is when the attacker outside the trust boundary taints a shared lookup (dns, arp, cache). the consumer has no reason to distrust the source. this was not that. the attackers got inside layerzero's trust boundary. they accessed the rpc list, compromised two nodes the dvn depended on, and swapped the op-geth binaries. that's an infra breach within the perimeter. supply-chain shaped, not network shaped. and the payload was surgical. the malicious binary cloaked by ip, served forged payload only to the dvn, told the truth to scan and every other caller, then self-destructed to wipe logs and binaries. rpc poisoning makes it sound like something that happened to the infra from the outside. the real story is a targeted implant operating inside the trust boundary. that's a meaningfully scarier attack than the label suggests.

@realcryptoboost @Darkfost_Coc @cryptoquant_com un ramassis de conneries, aave a accepté rseth en tant que collat..ils sont autant impliqués dans cette merde que layerzero.

J'ai accumulé $AAVE pendant la panique. Et je vais t'expliquer pourquoi je n'ai pas vendu. Depuis l'exploit Kelp DAO, CT prédit la fin d'AAVE. Les marchés à 100% d'utilisation, la bad debt, la contagion. Tout le monde sort. Tout le monde panique. C'est exactement le moment où je regarde les fondamentaux au lieu d'écouter le bruit. Oui les marchés $USDT et $USDC sont à 100% d'utilisation sur AAVE V3. Oui 3 milliards d'USDT et 2 milliards d'USDC sont bloqués. Oui des baleines comme Justin Sun ont retiré des milliards dès les premières heures. 355 000 AAVE ont afflué sur les exchanges en une journée, soit 32 millions de dollars. La moyenne mensuelle c'est 31 000. On parle de 10 fois la normale. C'est réel. C'est grave. Je ne minimise pas🩸 Mais voilà ce que la panique fait oublier. AAVE lui-même n'a pas été hacké. Aucune vulnérabilité dans le protocole. L'attaquant a exploité un actif tiers accepté comme collatéral, rsETH, via son bridge LayerZero. La distinction est fondamentale. Un protocole dont le collatéral est attaqué n'est pas la même chose qu'un protocole dont le code est compromis. AaveChan a réagi en moins d'une heure. Arrêt du programme Frontier, libération de l'ETH pour la DAO, gel du marché rsETH. Ce n'est pas un protocole qui subit. C'est un protocole qui gère. Ce matin AAVE a confirmé que rsETH sur Ethereum mainnet est totalement garanti. rsETH reste gelé sur V3 et V4 par précaution, et les réserves WETH restent gelées sur les marchés concernés. Ce n'est pas le communiqué d'un protocole en train de s'effondrer. C'est celui d'un protocole qui valide et qui résout. La bad debt estimée tourne autour de 200 millions de dollars. C'est significatif. Mais AAVE gère aujourd'hui plus de 20 milliards de TVL sur l'ensemble de ses marchés. On parle d'environ 1% du total. Et le Safety Module existe précisément pour absorber ce type d'événement. Des millions de tokens AAVE sont stakés pour ça. Les utilisateurs qui ne peuvent pas retirer leurs avoirs vivent quelque chose de difficile. Mais leurs fonds ne sont pas perdus. Ils sont illiquides temporairement parce que la demande de retrait dépasse l'offre disponible. C'est une crise de liquidité, pas une insolvabilité. Une banque qui ne peut pas rembourser tout le monde en même temps n'est pas forcément en faillite. Le token AAVE a pris -15% dans la journée. 355 000 tokens envoyés sur les exchanges. La panique a fait son travail. Les mains faibles sont sorties. ❌ rsETH n'aurait pas dû être accepté comme collatéral à cette échelle. Un actif LRT exposé à un bridge cross-chain avec des centaines de millions en exposition c'est une erreur de gouvernance corrigeable, pas une faille structurelle fatale. AAVE a survécu à 2018, à 2022, au crash Terra. Il survivra à Kelp DAO. 2400 institutions sont dessus. BNP, BNY Mellon, SG via Fireblocks. Ces acteurs ne construisent pas leur infrastructure DeFi sur un protocole pour le fuir au premier incident. J'ai donc accumulé hier. Parce que quand la panique vend les fondamentaux, c'est là que se construisent les vraies positions. La thèse long terme d'AAVE n'a pas changé en 48 heures. Seul le prix a changé.

@PowerPointBoi no, not because kelpdao trusted a fake message...but because they trusted layerzeros decentralized validator that gor hacked

$292M gone because Kelp DAO trusted a forged cross-chain message. Chainlink CCIP uses decentralized oracle networks to validate every message, no single point of trust, no forged instructions. This is exactly the attack vector CCIP was built to prevent. Integrate Chainlink or get REKT. ethereum:0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca

@CatfishFishy @rookie_of_Ph this shit is too funny, the entity that was literally hacked was layerZeros validators (they had 5 muh decentralized validator), yet somehow its not their fault HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

@rookie_of_Ph If LZ DVN being compromised and an app losing $300M of user funds is "LZ protocol working as intended" then you should be sending its entire code base to the glue factory.

what I know so far on the exploit: • LayerZero protocol still works as intended • Exploit was isolated to kelp, most likely because it had the most tvl out of all being secured by just the LayerZero DVN • The DVN has a 2/3 quorum which was reached despite no source chain transaction I’ll cover the news until we have full official clarity

@Cointelegraph the sophisticated attack : layer zero had 5 nodes in their verifier, they hacked 2 nodes, DDossed the 3 others, layer zero verifier relied on only the 2 hacked nodes...nothing sophisticated, just really bad security

🚨 UPDATE: LayerZero says preliminary indicators suggest the $290M KelpDAO exploit was carried out by North Korea's Lazarus Group via a sophisticated RPC poisoning attack. The protocol confirms zero contagion to any other cross-chain assets or applications.

@SuhailKakar the only verifier was lkayerzero, and then layerzero claims its not their fault, hahahhahahah you can't make shit up

the kelp rsETH post-mortem is wild lazarus (dprk) compromised two rpc nodes that layerzero dvn was relying on. swapped the op-geth binaries. wrote a custom payload that forged messages *only when the dvn queried* - every other IP, including monitoring, saw clean truthful data. then they DDoS'd the healthy RPCs to force failover onto the poisoned ones. drained $290M. self-destructed the malicious binaries to erase tracks. they targeted rsETH because kelp ran a 1-of-1 DVN config with layerzero as sole verifier

@LayerZero_Core "it's KELPDAO fault to only have trusted us" you can't make shit up this is too fking funny😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BCM222_ @MagneticNorse helicopter battery discharges, helicopter laundry room catches fire

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This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters