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@BellaBaddie__ You don't. That's just how life works.

If someone dies and nobody knows their password, how do they unlock their phone?

@HowThingsWork_ Hahah, no, you're wrong, stupid.

You know that strange grinding sound before a plane takes off? ✈️ Ever wondered what that noise was? Here is your answer!

@interesting_aIl Fuck that shit. Twelve steps too many.

This is why vintage engineering still scares modern tech

@MysterySolvents Why does it smell like shit around here?

What is the Prime Minister of Japan thinking?

@Moonlight_myths All of you are stupid idiots. Delete your accounts.

My sister gave birth to a red-haired daughter. But she and her husband are both dark-haired. No one in our family has red hair. My sister insists that her husband's great-grandfather was red-haired, and that's how it was passed down. Her husband didn't believe her, especially since she has this one red-haired colleague at work. Anyway, he insisted on a DNA test, which they did after huge fights and screaming matches. My sister threw the paper in his face. It showed 99.9% he's the father. But he still doesn't believe it, says the test could have been faked or someone paid off the lab. He wants to do another one at a different lab, but my sister is afraid this will definitely lead them to divorce He's not even talking to my sister right now. But he says it's better to find out the truth and live with a clear conscience. He doesn't want to raise someone else's child. I believe my sister 100%, but I have to admit the situation is pretty bizarre. Does anyone know anything about genetics?

@Om7248 @TheCleanCarClub Hahahahahah, no, but nice try, stupid.

@TheCleanCarClub “Ichthys” (Greek word for fish): I → Jesus CH → Christ TH → God’s Y → Son S → Savior “Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior”

I keep seeing these on cars and I have no clue what it means. I’m assuming they like to fish or

@TheCleanCarClub Jesus Christ, you're a stupid cunt.

@Matt_Pinner Self esteem. Also, nice tattoos, stupid.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this..

@OpieRadio Why, were you getting buttfucked?

I'm told things got quite heated behind closed doors just now.

@MysterySolvents Scumbag bum with a Quatto tumor on his neck. Also, nice totally preventable strokes, stupid.

How would you describe John Fetterman?

@Rainmaker1973 I work in IT. I get paid for 40 hours but work 60-80.

Have you?

@SecWar Your stupidity is breathtaking.

UPDATE ON COVID-19 REINSTATEMENTS. We are extending the Department’s “reinstatement and return to service” guidance by an ADDITIONAL YEAR, allowing our Warriors of Conscience to return through April 1, 2027. We will continue correcting the wrongs of the Biden administration.

@ThrillaRilla369 Was forced to eat it, anyway.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@WilliamShatner Jesus Christ, are you old. Delete your account, stupid.

If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽

@Geniustechw Fake and stupid. Nobody hands back a receipt after it's signed, you idiotic moron.

how do you respond to this?!

@WhiteHouse You're so incredibly stupid.

RAPIDLY PUTTING IRAN OUT OF BUSINESS!

@WallStreetApes Fuck off with your seed oil conspiracies.

American has a few different ice creams in his freezer, he notices the Haagen-Dazs is hard as a rock but the Dreyer’s is very soft and not frozen Haagen-Dazs is real ice cream Dreyer’s is a “frozen dairy dessert” instead of “ice cream” because they don’t meet the FDA definition for ice cream. They use corn syrup and vegetable oils to make the ice cream along with and stabilizers/emulsifiers This is why it doesn’t freeze. It’s a science experiment made out of seed oils and chemicals

@RpsAgainstTrump Fucking liar. How can he lie like that?

JD Vance: Gas prices are up and we know they're up and we know that people are hurting because of it. This is a temporary blip. What happened under the Biden administration is that gas prices were high for 4 years…

@AZ_Brittney Hahah, no. Ignored his doctor's advice, got another stroke, and then yet another. Isn't even able to hold a normal conversation since then. Has a tumor on his neck which he wears hoodies to hide, also from ignoring doctor's advice. Says he's a Democrat but really isn't. Fuck him.

Help me settle an argument. Do you still support John Fetterman? Yes or No ✋

@DirtyJoeSoDirty @DRBoguslaw Any more details?

@DRBoguslaw Used to live up there and this one CIA guy went crazy and held his family hostage and 5 black suvs pulled up and I never saw that dude again. This was in a suburb where the average house is like 800k and tons of kids there. NoVa is very weird.

Has anyone ever made a tv show or movie about the spy suburbs of northern Virginia?