Chairman Meh

@alrightfans @Keir_Starmer That's unfair. At least it's not Scunthorpe.

@Keir_Starmer you legend. Thank god I can still get to Grimsby and back for £850

We’re freezing rail fares for the first time in 30 years. Tackling the cost of living and putting money back in people’s pockets.

@SUFCOfficial The kit is actually good. The video is unbelievably good. So stick that in your moany pipe.

👕 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓-𝟐𝟔 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓 💪 Let's go! 𝙿𝚁𝙴-𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙾𝚆 👉 sufcshop.com #UTI #IRON

@Pardeep94 I like. Is nice

HYPE GYM BALDOCK - COMING SOON📍🔜 #hypegymuk #baldock #hertfordshire

@McCarryJane such a stunning woman

@jakepaul Good luck with your next fight.

Thank you to every fighter on the card last night, thank u Netflix, thank u Jerry Jones, thank u to my MVP team, thank u to the legend Mike Tyson for giving me a chance to share the ring with him, thank u to my family and close circle of friends..and above all, thank you God

@newswatchbbc you might like to gather the mood of working professionals in the UK regarding what we see happening... linkedin.com/posts/paulamer…

@HonourableTom Yah. I was at Cambridge last night too. Terribly funny. Bladdy good chap actually. Amazing opinions. Not sure if the snakebite false leg drinking guy was legit. But still. Legend.

This is very kind. And absolutely true. The front row were a literal joke in themselves 😂😂😂 If you wanna come see the tour, tix are here honourabletom.com

@PresidentIRL Thank you to the birth place of my late mother Alice for this precious gift. I met her only once just before she died in '95, but she gave me life. And now you've given me an expanded life though this. I can't help but shed a few tears of joy. RIP Alice. GRMA x

@JonjayNeedham1 I just read this Jon. Thank you for sharing. Had almost the exact same experience in Foster Care. Nothing came of my recounting my experience to the authorities.

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@EndWokeness Good look with trying to make 'Heat' these days.

The Oscars has “inclusivity rules” in order to qualify for Best Picture 2024 Films must make “underrepresented” groups 30% of the cast, the main actors, or the plot of the entire storyline

@ElonMuskAOC LGBTIDGAFQ+. Or as I like to call them: people.

There should be age restrictions for ALL LGBTIDGAFQ+ events. No exceptions, 18+.

@yogangsters huge fan of Goldie and the yoga wear range. Met you a few years ago at a Yoga Expo. Absolute gent! Please bring back the baseball shirt in stock asap.

@GoshComics @nickcave @BoneDaddiesLDN I don't believe in the existence of angels But looking at (this) I wonder if that's true ---- Some days you touch heaven.

@Cobratate Your tweets certainly help me sleep. The utter banality of your endless attention seeking is off the scale. Real men don't crave the attention you seem to need. Slightly tragic.

I haven’t been able to sleep a single hour since I got out of that prison cell.

@BBCCambs 15 people getting soaked at Cambridge station and not a taxi in site. Ludicrous.

@SkyNews I think, hope I speak for most sentient beings when I say f**k @RMTunion . This is not the 70's. You earn 2-3 times more than Nurses for what?. Pressing a couple of buttons. The country just back on its feet after Covid and you decide to act like little Choo Choo divas.

BREAKING: RMT union suspends series of Network Rail strikes later this month after new pay offer news.sky.com/story/rmt-unio…

@jason_carl_fox @Channel4 @SAS_WDW Fuck that for a game of soldiers. No?

Animals that want to kill you, plants that want to destroy you, humidity that sucks every last bit of moisture out of you… nothing but fun times in the jungle 😐 #SASWhoDaresWins

@piersmorgan @elonmusk Oh sure. All those "irritating" minimum wage cleaners who just want to put food on the table and have their life saving medicine paid for. God they are annoying! btw, how is your portfolio of luxury properties across the globe and hundreds of millions? All good we hope.

Best thing about @elonmusk buying Twitter is that all the smug, irritating, self-righteous ultra-woke people you’d most want to exit the platform are now leaving! 👌

@Sistah_Space Sounds like BuckPal needs a reboot. Imperialist attitudes like that belong in the past. However, getting an 83 year old woman named and shamed is hardly something to be proud of. She may not have put a foot wrong for decades and this could have been sorted with a quiet word.

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