Chan Walrus

6.34 AM and I'm already fixing a wordpress website. critical error, critical error, critical error, nothing in error logs. *screams* Ok, all plugins disabled. HAHAHA site works. Ok, now to find our criminal...

@BurnsideWasTosh @Glinner Years of beating everyone on eBay. :P

How did you break his shield of invincibility @Glinner and sneak a reply under the wire?

@TheSickGimp When they figure it out :) it makes life a lot easier!

What’s the most fun about potty training a human being? 😅

@gatorgar Squirrels are very intelligent, like Pigeons people underestimate them

Squirrels would make great pets. Why did we stop doing that? Was it all a ploy by big-cat and big-dog or something?

@Lfromthenorth I’ve had my share of delusions, I never dove in that deep. I hope at least they can find some way to break free. I’ve learned through experience there’s little I can do. :( Thanks, your words make it easier.

@chanwalrus It's like with delusional people. There's not much you can do unless they wake up or get sectioned.

The mental health crisis is dire. 💀

@leekern13 Standard journalistic doublespeak. It LOOKS like they're saying the right thing, but they're priming people's thoughts in a way that builds up resentment and negativity. As journalists, they're well aware of what they're doing so they deserve to be called out for it.

The most evil antisemites are Mehdi Hasan and Owen Jones They pretend to be friends of the Jews whilst trying to destroy the Jews They say: “don’t conflate Jews with Israel” Not: “Don’t conflate Jews with the government of Israel” They want you to believe there is no connection between Jews and Israel at all Their aim is to deny the social, religious, ethnic, anthropological, historical, civilisational, indigenous origins of Jews to Israel and the centrality of Israel to Jewish Peoplehood today They want to sanitise and clear a path for racist murder They want you to believe it’s not antisemitic to want to destroy the worlds only Jewish state - and only the Jewish state That Femi twat also does it - but I think he’s just thick as shit Rarely does one come across such a bovine, lunk-headed thinker as he

@gatorgar This rock has a deadbeat boyfriend rock. Every day he sends her out to gather grass for him...

@chanwalrus Secret rocks are best rocks

You can smell a deadbeat boyfriend a mile away. Just follow the blunt smell in your neighborhood. If it’s noon, and she’s not home, there he is: you found him!

@Ranger22421 @Tom_Slater_ @fried39038 Before you know it there are accusations that you're helping Jordan Petersen develop biologically engineered battle lobsters for the IDF...

@Tom_Slater_ @fried39038

The anti-Semitism debate in Britain is blood-boiling… Normal people: it is despicable to call Jews ‘cockroaches’ and ‘baby-killers’ Pally lefties: what, you’re saying we can’t criticise Israel? Rinse and repeat

@KieraDiss @reformparty_uk She has just become a fantastic advert for Reform. *shrug* play silly games...

This foolish VANDAL thought it was a good idea to deface a @reformparty_uk sign and upload it to social media. With her face completely uncovered. Silly girl.

@MattCas04807118 Every female activist who becomes news worthy helps bust the nut of many perverted incels. I can't think of a worse fate than to be printed out and sellotaped to a crusty pillow...

Zoe Rogers, 22 years of age from Bristol and a deffo broken robot.☹️ She’s a bigger weapon than any she tried to destroy.🤡🤡 That stare is one put together by a mind with loose wires imo. She stood in court and claimed she “saved innocent lives.” Here’s what that looked like: August 6, 2024. 3AM. A van smashed through the gates of a weapons facility in Bristol. Drones and equipment smashed with sledgehammers. Red paint everywhere. Then police arrived. One of her comrades struck a female Sergeant in the back with a sledgehammer, fracturing her spine. That's the “activism” Zoe Rogers is proud of. Then she stood in court and congratulated herself. “I can say with absolute certainty that this is the best thing I’ve ever done…” “I’m proud…” No, Zoe. You are not a hero. You are not a freedom fighter. You’re standing on a woman’s fractured spine and calling it courage.

@CatShoshanna Is it that time? The time to crime? No it's that time! The time to mime!

Which oppressed terrorist collaborator wore their fake handcuffs better?

@awstar11 Silence is not the logical choice. Well played.

I will not

@YisraelChaiAdam He is, after all Owen Jones. It's his crime, it's also his punishment.

Pray for Owen Jones at this difficult time.

@TheFamousArtBR I've been vile for many years, you kind of mature into it and realise it's not the worst thing to be. It's just a word, and people are so often wrong. ^^

Day 25 of being Absolutely Vile Sat down. Felt proud.

@FFS_WhatNow @PeterTatchell Flavour of the month seems ever the popular choice these days. ^^

@PeterTatchell Hush your gums, Peter.

Following the latest violence against the Jewish community I look forward to the left & anti-racists organising a march against antisemitism They march against anti-black & anti-Muslim violence Now it's time for a public show of solidarity with victimised Jewish people

I understand, should the Greens win, I hope that I am very wrong about them. I'm not often wrong when it comes to politics, but I was with Boris Johnson. You are right he was a terrible leader. I have paid a big price with my vote thanks to the "safe and effectives" that were forced on people. (I mean when you have total shutdown and people have to pay for food and rent etc, it's not like you can just jump out of work. He was a tyrannical leader. My fear comes from the ideological issues within the party, but I do hope that whatever the case, I will be wrong should they attain power. I would really not like to see more of the same I've seen from Starmer... We only really know the measure of someone when they get into power. I'm gonna have to dash for the evening, as Mrs. Walrus is coming home soon, but I appreciate this talk. Naturally, it's hard to agree on things, but to disagree with a rational mind at least leads me to hope that somewhere along the line, we can have a future of reason, which is better than the madness of today we are all so used to. I wish you well, and who knows? We may well meet again. ^^

@chanwalrus @NoLongerTheFuzz Actually, Zack Polanski addressed this quite well, too. But he's learning, he's not brilliant at economics. I think the Greens offer hope for a broken people, with compassion for people and who accept and want everyone to be treated respectfully. The Zîonist thing is not about

Write a tweet to say I’m writing about Zack Polanski and guess what? The ‘kind’ and ‘Inclusive’ left come out swinging. Personal attack after personal attack without even CONSIDERING engaging in the factual piece I’ll be writing. Transphobe. Bigot. Antisemite. Nazi. Figures.

@BowTiedTrance Option 1. I can't get to sleep because I'm always thinking about the universe.

I'm doing a study in prep for some upcoming hypnosis content, and this is for science, so please be honest ... Option 1: I have trouble falling asleep Option 2: I fall asleep just fine, but I have trouble *staying* asleep (eg, wake up at 2am and can't get back to sleep) Option 3: I sleep like a baby from start to finish

@MagneticNorse Me reading Catch-22 and knowing even when I was younger that Yossarian wasn't gay despite this line: "The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him."

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