Chance Terry

Titties and beards are strangely similar. You just wanna touch them. Make them bounce, and tell people how nice theirs are. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Man crush Monday came a tad late this week

Your ignorance is showing my man. Cover up.

When I tell you this woman does things to me, I’m not merely speaking emotionally. @XoBlkBarbieXo

Her: where did you learn that? Me:

@WavePunk Fucking lag would still get me.

Not a single tech pause due to server issues we cannot overstate how huge of a W that is for an esports world championship

@RealJamesWoods What the fuck do you care? Jealous? 👀

What were they doing in a hospital bed, for crying out loud? Cosplaying some insane fantasy of giving birth?

@Mens_Corner__ Trunky Chip

@WavePunk That’s my locker.

When I get to the gym but someone is already using locker 117 😡

@MarkRPellegrino Jealousy.

Serious question folks. Why do people feel compelled to lie about others on social media?

@dom_lucre Meal worms. Not maggots.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This protein supplement powder factory is going viral after footage of live maggots being crushed to create the powder surfaced online.

Someone get this to Liam Neeson stat 😂💀 @ThereIRuinedIt

@cumtodavoice Well I’m at least happy 😂

@ChancejTerry You look so handsome and happy in this video :)

Like what the actual fuck?! 😂🤣💀💀

If you’re gonna sling bible verses at me in hopes to condemn me or my lifestyle, first consider this. I’ve read it. More than you. I’m no scholar, nor do I claim to be intelligent by any means. However, I would venture to say that a genuine soul has more value to this earth than one who is constantly restricted and restrictive based on archaic and ambiguous religious dogma. That is all. Have a lovely day all you fucking sinners 🤣

Pretty excited!

@cumtodavoice 🤣🤣🤣 indeed it did!

@ChancejTerry I've always wanted you to say that last line to me ;) (sorry i can't read the room but hope i made you smile!)

I’ve been holding onto tea for fucking years. Hit my breaking point yesterday. Bout to spill it. You know who you are. I’m coming for you.

@MarkRPellegrino I’m gonna need to know where to get one of these.👀

Alright. Who sent me this. 😈❤️

Ladies You invite a man over to Netflix and chill. You make a move, he says no. What do you do?”