Ek sach(SMS)

@khaali_sheher Waha jaake sirh pishaab aate hai

POV: You are near the mountains ⛰️🏞️

@_Shivkivani Don't worry I won't make my wife do this

Shadi se pehle “Birthday Day, Valentine Day, Rose Day” Aur shadi ke baad “Roti de, pani de, mainu jeen de, meri jaan chhor de” Life of a girl 🤌🏼

@badbeti Construction site lag rahi hai

Pulled up to a work event in all back 🌟

@satakshi_ai Chor apni harkat se kabhi sudhar tha nhi , some goes for her also

Question of boys - If girl has boyfriend in past, had sexual relation with him too and told you all this honestly. Also promised to be loyal to you in future if you are loyal to her. Would you marry her or not?

@ZiviiBloom U indirectly roasted feminist

If ur breasts don’t bounce over speed bumps, u’re one of the boys. It is what it is… 😏

@_Shivaniqueen Cocaine hai cocaine,

Have you ever eaten this and then drunk water?

@aly_iens Women in there sperm

Women have beauty, what do men have ?

@_Shivaniqueen No we notice what inside the outfit

Do boys notice girls outfit???

@arpitsrivastvv Because they have mind

How can girls be straight when there’s Disha Patani ?

@ChanchalPanghal If it has money then yes

@Sharma_gril1 Mein 2 bacho k maa hu , you should have better taste

एक 26 साल का लड़का मुझे i love you बोला है में क्या रिप्लाई करु उसको 😘😘♥️..?

@Raniisa_ Toh ladkiyo khud bhi mt chudo na

Agar ladko ko virgin ladki chahiye ,to mt ch*do na Tum konsa sa apne bhai ki shadi apni use ki hui ldki se kra doge 😭😭

@_KajalKushwaha Rand species

भारत मे सबसे ज्यादा यू पी बिहार मे पाई जाने वाली एक प्रजाती है जो शरीर से हिंदू है और आत्मा से मुल्ला होता है। ये प्रजाती कौन है ?

@venom1s That's sign represent 50 -50 alimony

Why do girls keep doing this sign? Why do they put their hand on their chin?

@ZiviiBloom Ye kon hai 🙃

Bol ke dasya te Ki dasya🤌❣️

@SaffronQueen_ Education - one which only fill young mind with hatred for there civilization and culture

Special Definitions in India:- 1. Atheist: One who selectively hates Hinduism. 2. Secular: One who loves all religions except Hinduism. 3. Freedom of Speech: Hate speech against Hinduism. 4. Freedom of Artistic Expression: Showing Hinduism in a bad light in films & art. 5. Feminist: One who selectively attacks Hindu patriarchy. 6. Animal Activist: One who sees animal cruelty due to Hindu traditions only. 7. Environmentalist: One who can't breathe during Hindu festivals.

@Drpooookie Dono phaltu mein deti hai

Can someone tell me the difference between Seculars and Sluts? #justasking

@IntrovertSaavni Niche jhatt zyada hai usko is liye 😂

Men will have woman like this and still cheat, why?

@CuteAaruhi3 Tumhe kese pata

एक गरीब इंसान अपने बच्चों के लिए अच्छा खाना, अच्छी शिक्षा और बेहतर स्वास्थ्य सुविधाएं भले ही न जुटा पाए... लेकिन उनके जवान होते ही SEX का इंतजाम सबसे पहले कर देता है।

@anika_sonii Anup Soni k beti lag rahi ho

Am i look good ? 🧐🤔