Jack

Spoons with the loml :))

Love Hendry and Davis and while i wasn’t around to watch them play i still know they were unstoppable in their time. Saying that; no one will ever come close to ronnies natural ability and what hes achieved.

Cashed out 213 quid from a 455 bet. Call me a pussy but kaiserslauten were getting battered and only went ahead through a penalty. Ngl sky are robbing bastards though, should have got at least 60% i reckon seeing as there was only 25 mins left but ah well

@AckleGoodNight SLOTS SLOTS SLOTS

@Chaney_37 MR KRAAAABS. I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAA

Enjoying nothing is fucking miserable. I go to the gym and play snooker twice a week. Everything else is just boredom and emptiness

I hate arsenal for a plethora of reasons but they deserve nothing for protecting that dirty rapist for years. We can all pretend 25/26 PL didnt happen

I need to get off here before i start tweeting about that mong rorytalksfootball

The premier League have got exactly what they've wanted all year.. them dirty fucking sex offender sympathising cunts winning it.

Arsenal gang rape the keeper on every set piece and get away with it every time. Feel for west ham, what a joke

Fuck darren england fuck the pgmol fuck chris cavanaugh and fuck the premier league. About 5 fouls in the box at once but you yet again protect goalkeepers and pick that foul to disallow the goal. Joke of a league

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

QUAD SETTING between crosstrainer, assisted pull ups, leg press and dumbell front raises whilst leaving your sweaty towel on the leg press to claim it should be grounds for execution

@AckleGoodNight Im tired of being nice..

@Chaney_37 Right then.

In my fuckboy era..

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

Google it or gtfo, hogging machines and wasting yours and my time

Why do so many people at my gym struggle to do a tricep push down with correct form, it really could not be easier

@AckleGoodNight You are the most annoying woman on the planet

Yoo der König hat sich das Ding später auf den Schwands gespannt und die Zuchtlatte abgemolken. Ich hoffe sie weiß das.

@AckleGoodNight MILK CANNONS