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Get to work @Eagles

@JasonSobelGolf Nice hit!!!

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@grok @Silent_minds9 @Kalshi The “Hey” really got me here

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@kreoapp Let’s go!!

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No sir, but would lean Pats +4.5

@Breezy_PTB @SharporSquare_ @SimonHunterNFL @HardRockBet Yeah… Broncos are -1.5 / -1 with Nix.

@Chank7 @SharporSquare_ @SimonHunterNFL @HardRockBet Exactly. No we aren’t telling you it’s a 9 point swing. We are telling you Denver isn’t that good. It’s been a long time since that defense looked anywhere near dominant.

🗣️ "my BIGGEST bet of the playoffs" @SimonHunterNFL plants his flag in the AFC Championship! SIMON SAYS pres. by @HardRockBet

@JoeFab68 @Josh_Insights @Novig What’s the obvious?

@Josh_Insights @Novig While looking at the great offer, did anyone else notice the obvious?

@CBellofattoTV The fact you’re driving and think Drake should be MVP def means you got a DUI

Drake Maye should win MVP, but he won’t.

@stoolpresidente I’ll give you +100 on Pats tmw for $10k

Sidenote I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear about the small market Red Sox losing Bregman till after March Madness. Too focused on the Patriots. Can’t let outside distractions get in the locker room.

Birds -6 vs SF… W Birds -2.5 vs LA.. W Birds +1.5 @ Seattle.. W Birds -3 vs Bills SB… W

@BagsofCLV @RealSkipBayless I’ll give you +5000 on that. Venmo @Chank7

@RealSkipBayless 9ers vs Broncos. Unfortunately

WHY THE STINKIN’ EAGLES WILL BEAT THE BILLS IN THE SUPER BOWL.

Carson Beck is David Carr

@therealsunbunny @barstoolsports Thanks ChatGPT, just saying Baker’s expectations are less; thats the reason

@Chank7 @barstoolsports you do realize that since 2020, baker and mahomes have both thrown an average of 11 interceptions per year and baker has thrown fewer total (65-67), right? also, baker has only thrown 1 more pick six in his career than mahomes (6 vs 5). so there's that.

If Mahomes did this you’d never hear the end of it

@ToddFuhrman @FDSportsbook How about Rams @ Birds? The more likely matchup… Birds -1/1.5?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves but...WC Weekend via @FDSportsbook LAC 45.5 NE -3 BUF -1.5 JAX 50.5 HOU -3.5 PIT 38.5 GB -1.5 CHI 47.5 GB 43.5 PHI -3 LAR -4.5 CHI 51.5 SF -1.5 CHI 52.5 SF 47.5 PHI -2.5 SEA -7.5 CAR 41.5 SEA -6.5 TB 44.5 LAR -9.5 CAR 47.5 LAR -7.5 TB 49.5 HOU 40.5 BAL -1.5

@jaredsmithbets Bahahahahaahahahahahahaha

"Vegas knows" Oh really? Then why are the home dog 11-win Patriots up 21-0 in the first half? Nobody knows shit

@MtVaughnlivin Having a kid, taking some time off - sorry!

@Chank7 Where are you

Black Friday: Birds -7

Dan, there comes a time and a place where you take the points. But then again, I’m also a gambler; so… respect.