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@SimplyAS10 😂😂😂😂

Duke’s coach

@martymush @VivaLaStool Hahahahahaha fuck you you fucking loser

I can't believe we choked it away. I'm in disbelief

@JasonLaCanfora 2-1 fat fuck!

When the GM is a fraud who has no feel for roster construction and a total inability to build a sensible bench, zero understanding of the import of defense and a failure of a player development system that cannot produce avg let alone plus defenders you get this 3 days in.

@JeffNadu You look like a barrel of lard tubby

The decision to get involved with Iran is shaping up to be a complete disaster. It is one of the worst decisions ever made by a President. We’re fucked. Oil is going to be 250 dollars a barrel.

@MN_TWINS_WORLD @TalkinBaseball_ Eat a dick pusssaaaaaaay

@TalkinBaseball_ For those wondering no he did not do it right away. He touched the side of his hat which does not count as a TAP ON THE TOP

Ryan Helsley successfully challenged this 3-2 call to strike out Josh Bell in the ninth, but Twins manager Derek Shelton didn't think he did so fast enough

@H4R4M8E @baltimoresun Would be a whole lot better if those rednecks were in charge

@baltimoresun lol, a bunch of rednecks drove down I-70 and I-95 for opening day, from counties that don’t actually matter during election cycles.

The Orioles opened their season at Camden Yards on Thursday, debuting a massive new center‑field video board under bright, early‑spring sunshine. When Gov. Wes Moore was introduced to the crowd, a noticeable round of boos broke out. It’s unclear how many fans joined in, but the reaction was loud enough to spark chatter in Annapolis and prompt analysts to consider what the moment might signal for a governor who has generally polled well and is often described as a rising Democratic figure. Read more: bit.ly/4bCdyNl 📸: Lloyd Fox, @baltimoresun

@BWI_Airport Wes Moore is A DICK

If you are traveling today or tomorrow, please arrive to the airport 4 hours early. We have not previously experienced checkpoint wait times similar to what we are seeing this morning. Travelers most impacted are those departing from Concourses A, B and C.

@WonderKing82 So you voted for the retard

Stop fucking saying we, I voted for the Black woman.

@OriolesParade Let’s let the guy make his first start before we start doing all this

One guy got $70M, the other went to AAA.

@depression2019 You mean the goaaaat

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@nytimes @TheAthletic Coach K was the arrogant dickhead I don’t mind them now

From @TheAthletic: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke. But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? nyti.ms/47jRjJy

@AgoristN Show your face bot

The average American will accept tyranny and slavery if it's more convenient.

@Zodyrus @topvideos___ Pus-saaaaaaay

@topvideos___ this is child abuse. Hes gonna grow up hating his dad and its gonna make him more violent as he grows older

Father beats his son on IG 📸live after he got caught smoking and disrespecting his mother

@DJZeeti 😂 stfu sped

Them making the minorities show their face while the white supremacists can stay masked up is intentional btw.

@OriolesStatist1 I’ll be there let’s do it!!!!

Who's gonna be at opening day Thursday?? 🙋🏻‍♂️

@MilesTaylorUSA You’re a tool bag

You know who’s a perfect metaphor for the GOP? Scott Jennings. A pundit who mocks Trump with us during commercial breaks — but fawns over Trump when the camera is rolling. Brave enough to speak out… in the green room.

@timjhogan Look who voted no dumbass

this is what a federal government completely controlled by Republicans looks like

@JBPritzker You look like you steal hot dogs

Donald Trump’s plan to steal the 2026 midterm elections is already underway.

@BrendanMorty @Steveonbaseball Let’s get over the hump boys

A cool quote from veteran leader Chris Bassitt with the regular season just around the corner "How much can belief can we have in each other?"

@AmyMcGrathKY Just like labeling every American if the opposite party a Nazi

Labeling every American of the opposition political party as an enemy to the country may be the most un-American thing any president has ever said. Dangerous.