Paul Chapman 🐀

Next England cricket ODI coach??

I’ve seen the England Rugby team play Argentina a few times over the years, don’t recall the South Atlantic ever being mentioned.

@BlueJaysDad I certainly am. But up and down, but still in it

Anybody else watching this game?

@NewcastleFansTV Take note of the Steur signing. Not a peep until it was done. Anything making the press is not happening. It’s an agent pumping up their take

Some Toon links today. Japanese international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki (according to the Chronicle) has been in talks with Newcastle. Sticking with the Chronicle, they claim Jacob Murphy's agent has been told he can leave the club. A report out in Brazil (O Globo) claim Brazilian international Danilo Santos, who use to be on the books of Nottingham Forest, is wanting a return to Europe, Magpies are linked. The BBC say Newcastle have been credited with a move again for Nottingham Forest defender Neco Williams.

@JuliekjamesK @bracecricket Got Baz Balled…

@bracecricket Sacked.

Sacked or stood down? But McCullum goes as England's red ball Head Coach....!! Stays on with his white ball role.

@GrahamGano Once everyone has had a go, they go back to the start of the order again.

What happens if a shootout uses all of the players but one team has less players bc of a red card? Never thought of it and I don’t know the rule. 🤔

@ByTheMinCricket Not a huge surprise. Straight out of a T20 cup and barely playing any multi day cricket..

@Chappers67 Haha the batters have performed poorly this test match chappers

Women’s test then Two players will retire after this test Tammy Beaumont & Heather Knight Two magnificent players

All the shirt shaggers will be out now for the next few days… Not to mention the BBC sending cameras into every bloody school to get some toothless 5 year old’s opinion on the semi. Why bother with news when you can fill every bulletin with such shite.

@legsidelizzy Looks like they’ve all retired

I am not loving this new fashion for retiring mid match

@NotSoSlummy @DailyLoud Not. Going. There.

INSANE: 900 Snakes, Including Venomous Cobras, Escape into Village from Breeding Farm After Massive Flooding in China.

@NotSoSlummy I shall have to scour Amazon for something suitable

The worst thing about being a bald git in this weather isn’t the constant patina of sweat on the chrome dome, but that there’s no hair to prevent it from constantly running down your face #BaldSweatyGit

@tinysima It’s giving Tellytubby

I think Bournemouth are trying to outdo us with the worst kit! What’s with the sponsor 😂

@DrJaninaRamirez @britishmuseum Harold Kane better check out the French defence for arrows

I am beyond amazed that this has actually happened - I didn’t think the tapestry could (or should) travel, but my god how exciting to see it in @britishmuseum !! Now, I don’t want to predict but if England actually get to the final against France will 1066 play out on the pitch?

Women’s Test Match on. Proper test too, straight out of a T20 World Cup and they barely play any multi day cricket in the women’s game.

@FightingOnFilm Keep thinking the missed a trick, not having it ready for late May/early June

General release here in the UK in September, we're looking forward to seeing Scott play Stagg!

@bbctms Can’t play when the set up is not designed around them IPL style.

That's now five successive T20 defeats for India. 😳 What's going wrong for them?