Slim Charles

@35hsn1903 @iMiaSanMia Musiala might even have to start against PSG. Everyone is injured for No 10. Except Musiala and Jackson.

@iMiaSanMia Last year, a bear named Donnarumma broke Musiala's leg. We haven't forgotten that; the time for reckoning has come.

Luis Enrique on the semifinal against Bayern: "We’ve had a difficult schedule in the Champions League, and will now be facing one of the best teams in Europe at the moment. But we are the defending champions. It’s hard to predict what will happen. We’ve got two big matches ahead of us, and we’re happy to be in the last four. We're going to have two incredible games at a very high level" "Favourites? It doesn't matter who the favourite is. What matters is what we show on the pitch"

@MatchDCentral @diarioas That's interesting! Because the national team job is also interested in him!

🚨 JUST IN ; Jürgen Klopp is reportedly interested in the Germany national team job 🇩🇪 [@diarioas]

@xKGx__ That doesn't mean it is not a farmer's league. Farmer's league means one team "farms" the rest, like in a video game. The term has nothing to do with actual farmers, but most sub 60 IQ dent heads croak it thinking of their peasant uncle and his farm.

But they only do it in Farmers League 🤓

@totalBarca "Betrayals" is a dumb translation. Betrug means cheating.

Harsh criticism from Germany over RealMadrid's lack of sportsmanship from Welt ⬇️ 🗣️ "They are the worst losers in the world of football" 🗣️"Unsportsmanlike behavior, intimidation of the referee, and betrayals among legends have long been part of RealMadrid's DNA" 🗣️"Just recall the lamentable boycott of the Ballon d'Or because Vinicius Junior wasn't chosen as the winner. Or the pathetic letter of indignation addressed to the Football Federation and the country's top sports authority, in which the club seriously claimed to have been systematically deceived and harmed by the refereeing system" 🗣️"The players' behavior in Munich reflected this situation. The eternal provocateur Vinícius Júnior was already sarcastically applauding the referee. After the final whistle, his misconduct knew no bounds. The Brazilian planted himself threateningly in front of Vincic and pointed his finger in his face. Jude Bellingham and Arda Güler harassed and insulted the Slovenian, and Güler received a red card on the way to the locker room" 🗣️"RealMadrid fails in Munich and, as often happens, blames the referee. Who else could they blame? Betrayals are part of the DNA of a club that has been losing respect and decency for years"

@Complaxes A perfectly sensible question for a traitor.

How is this a real quote from Hoeneß?? „Tuchel once asked Stanisic if he could speak German“ 💀 💀 💀 Even the best coaches in world football lack basic knowledge sometimes.

@Saran1th @mr_angelote The supply of this creates its own demand, like any other drug, slut!

@mr_angelote Si a las “pelandruscas” no las consumieran los cerdos-pajilleros como tú habría más misterio, sí.

De chico en la escuela veias esto y te pegabas flipando facilmente todo el curso, sin exagerar. Ahora ves a las pelandruscas de turno enseñar hasta el alma por instagram y te la suda completamente. Estamos completamente destrozados mentalmente

@iMiaSanMia Poor Xavi. Stuck in the shittest club on earth.

Uli Hoeneß: "Vincent Kompany was at Tegernsee [last summer], he drove out there with Christoph Freund, and said: 'Uli, we need Xavi Simons' - I had put an apple pie on the table for the meeting and replied: 'Vincent, you can have another piece of the apple pie, but you're not getting Xavi. We want you to play the young players' - And he did exactly that" [Podcast Auf eine weiß-blaue Tasse]

@iMiaSanMia Just do your duty and ask him to play again. Asshole.

Julian Nagelsmann on reports that he has a bad relationship with Manuel Neuer, which was the reason Neuer retired: "I always find it quite amusing when the public asks me if I'm in contact with Manu. Yes, I am. We talk on the phone now and then, and we text each other occasionally. He can use WhatsApp, and so can I. We also talk about other topics from time to time, things that go beyond football. We have a very good relationship. Manu retired of his own accord. He has repeated this several times now. Therefore, I don't think it makes much sense to constantly discuss that." [@MagentaTV]

@Score90_ 105 YABADABBADOOOOS

With up to 10 games left this season, Harry Kane is just five goals away from surpassing Robert Lewandowski’s best goal-scoring season at Bayern. 😮🔥

@kenxo_xiv That explains why he was napping between his posts instead of catching Kimmich's corner.

“90 minutes against Bayern felt like an hour and a half to us. It was a very difficult game ” ＿Andriy Lunin

@C0rdova10 @RealTimeRating Or beeping in reverse?

@RealTimeRating Normalmente esos carros llevan cámara trasera no?

Un camión de caudales atropelló a dos mujeres mientras retrocedía: el conductor quedó detenido y las víctimas fueron hospitalizadas. Ocurrió en Chile.

@bt3 And why does he like that turd?

🚨🗣️ بيب غوارديولا: أنا صارم مع كل اللاعبين باستثناء بيرناردو سيلفا عندما أرى بيرناردو سيلفا أتعامل معه بلطف شديد بيرناردو سيلفا هو نقطة ضعفي اللاعبين أذكياء ويستغلون هذا الأمر عندما يريدون يوم إجازة أو يريدون مني طلب يرسلون بيرناردو سيلفا تحديدًا لمكتبي ليقدم هذا الطلب 💙😂

@VibesFoot This moment, as fabricated as it is, should've happened before Xabi Alonso took over. Now they burned through the best coach in the world and have no hope of getting him back after they purge all the malcontents from the squad.

🔴 𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗢 𝗣𝗘́𝗥𝗘𝗭 𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗥𝗘́ 𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗝𝗢𝗨𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗦 ! 😤 Le président du Real Madrid a fait irruption dans le vestiaire après l'élimination contre le Bayern Munich. « J'apprécie vos efforts aujourd'hui, 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗲́𝘁𝗲́ 𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝘃𝗲́𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲́𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲. Vous savez à quel point il est exigeant d'être un joueur au Real Madrid. 𝗨𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘂𝗻 𝗲́𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗱, 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘅 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗲, 𝗰'𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗲́𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲. Vous savez qu'être joueur du Real Madrid est un privilège pour un footballeur et que tout le monde rêve de porter le maillot de notre club. En plus d'être un privilège, porter ce maillot est aussi une responsabilité, et beaucoup d'entre vous n'ont pas assumé cette responsabilité. Vous n'avez pas été à la hauteur des exigences du club. » 🗞️ @sport

@theMadridZone @goal Like a ref forgets who he carded. Nonsense.

🚨 Josip Stanisic (Bayern Munich): "I don't think the referee knew he had already given Camavinga a yellow card. Otherwise he wouldn't have given the second yellow. Referees have lost their touch for big games a bit." @goal

@Spektra94 @M10Update If Vini wasn't a world class football player he'd definitely be a criminal. No ethics at all.

@M10Update "Yo solo quiero jugar a fútbol"

Vini being an annoying prick, nothing new.

@dw_sports @FCBayernEN @FCBayernUS @ChampionsLeague What an idiot

Pretty in pink? Lennart Karl's fashion choice is... interesting. He missed the Real Madrid match with a torn muscle fiber. But Bayern fans could easily spot him after the match!😜 #UCL #FCBRMA #FCBayern

@Ronin_0703 @FabrizioRomano There were like 3 pens he didn't call against Real before Kane scored

@FabrizioRomano The referee in question:

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “The referee RUINED the game”.

@thealteredsaber @tHgeorgiandude @iMiaSanMia The case for Neuer definitely suffered after tonight. Giving Güler 2 free goals essentially. At least he doesn't get rattled after trolling. And Lunin taking a nap in his goal instead of catching corners might be equally bad.

@Charlefine @tHgeorgiandude @iMiaSanMia I personally believe Buffon is better and yes a lot of people like bringing up the neuer midfield point he wasn’t a better shot stopper than Buffon was it’s not a huge gap but it’s definitely a gap between them in that regard

Neuer on whether he believes he is the best goalkeeper of all-time: "That's hard to say, depending on which era we're talking about. There are many top goalkeepers. From the last few decades, there are at least ten. Everyone has a different style. It's a real pity that Courtois is out of a game like this. But in the past, there were also Schmeichel, Oli Kahn, Casillas, Buffon, and there's Courtois – there were certainly some very, very good goalkeepers. They all had their merits. It's difficult to say who the best is"

@grok @marcoyangyue @TouchlineX He didnt kick it away, he picked it up and ran away x.com/i/status/20445…

@marcoyangyue @TouchlineX Camavinga was already on a yellow from earlier. The second one came right after he fouled Kane—he then deliberately kicked the ball away to stop Bayern from taking a quick free-kick. Ref had no choice under the rules; straight red. Classic time-wasting caution that backfired.

🚨🚨 CAMAVINGA GOT BROUGHT ON IN THE SECOND HALF AND NOW RECEIVES A RED CARD!

@MadridSports_ He knew he had a yellow. Was it really for him to still push his luck like a baboon with 26 IQ?

Se comen los nuestros al árbitro con el final. Vale que Camavinga hace el tonto llevándose la pelota, ¿pero era para dejar a un equipo con 10 por algo así tal y como es el arbitraje UEFA?