Charles Daddy

@playingthelotto @_uncoolniece “You’re not honestly telling me it’s the Rerum Novarum, are you?”

@CharlesDaddy85x @_uncoolniece i'm going on jeopardy and getting reallly polite with it then. "could you define the Treaty of Ghent for me please?". that surely counts

I hope whoever answered this didn’t say “what is” because the requirement is just that the answer be in the form of a question so if as they admit it already IS one then they can’t dock you for it

@mooseofpluto I get it

Damn, I saw a cool movie about this once I think I might watch it again maybe tomorrow or the next day

@kazumisworld Fleshlight

Guys what’s my vibe

@kazumisworld Couldn’t be me

Always fascinating when you interact with a person who’s never done shadow work

@AliyaBrynn charles darwin crashing out over this

I’ve given my kittens self cleaning litter boxes for the past seven years and they don’t even try to cover up their own shit anymore because they’re so spoiled because the litter box will do it 😭😅

@ROSECHEVELLE666 At least four and as many as a dozen

How many times per day do you cum? 🥛

@LanaSmallsXXX @DJNewsBRA Neighbors will be so confused

@DJNewsBRA ill take it

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@thebriannaarson @mistor unc is a state of mind

@mistor They’re calling 24 year olds unc too </3

can we stop calling 30 year olds uncs

@rosemarysboobys This man ain’t holding no information lmao

never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or the same woman over and over and over if she has ever seduced a man for information

@sweetiemoth MV

Which platform do you use the most as a buyer?

@notenoughranch @chippel @idkwahatimdoing @itgoesdark Doesn’t even come in bottles usually

@chippel @idkwahatimdoing @itgoesdark That isn't true. It doesn't say that on the bottle. Therefore, after careful analysis. I am not sure if you are wrong or not. I don't have an almond milk bottle.

maybe im stupid but isnt all chocolate vegan?

@anarrres Is it so the tiger doesn’t hear it, or so your friends don’t hear it causing them all to laugh and now your fart call got a whole caveman village slaughtered

a lot of people joking in the comments, the real reason is that it’s advantageous to fart quietly rather than loudly when hiding from a saber toothed tiger

@irisxjase @irisplayswellxo Bought it but really would love to hear more of her fleshlight/cocksleeve/jerk off/masturbate encouragement/dirty talk. Premise seemed set up for it.

The classic tale of your gf catching you masturbating & then she demands you to put it in her ass

@Lumimancy she cooked i fear

is this the technique

@Aella_Girl Sure but when I tell my gf she’s got a fleshlight between her legs I get slapped in the face

i can't believe god just went and created men with dildos hanging off of them

@dutifuldolly little masturbation dolly

who wants to jerk it inside me while we watch porn :0

@HumanityChad how tf this supposed to restore faith in humanity, these are animals bro

A webcam filmed an elephant using a gentle kick to its hind legs to persuade an impala to leave the waterhole.

@MeIsJennaaa Good little masturbation device

My objectification kink is driving me absolutely insane the past couple days if it wasn't already obvious 😵‍💫 the urge to just get pinned down in pronebone and then spend hours being used until my lil brain turns off is a need, do not treat me like a person, treat me like a toy 🥺

@tillyjamieof wym that took 11 motions 😂

Omg 🙈 It should not be this easy to access