Charles_R_Wade

Do you ever wonder if there is a parallel universe where "parallel" is spelled "paralell?" #Writingcommunity #Writerscommunity #Iamwriting

You know drinks with #Nietzsche would have been a knee-slapping good time 🤔

@Andrew_G_Nelson You SHOULD brag 👍🏼

Not to brag or anything, but I'm down to the last chapter in my #WIP.

@RobBartley73 @Ivyloganauthor Excellent idea. Even if no one comes by my table… I’m still in a taproom 🍺

@Ivyloganauthor I do mine at my local brewery. I've done 6 booksignings there. They always look for activities that bring people into the tap room. Depending on your genre, consider a winery. Then you can sell books, drink and talk to strangers. Plus, drunk people buy books, too

Indie Authors keep talking about doing book signings at local stores. But how do you put yourself out there not knowing whether anyone will pick up your book or not? #QOTD

Can’t wait!! 🤞

@itsJeffTiedrich You’re a bitter, self-important idiot and Joe Biden is a pathetic dementia patient.

what kind of shithole country lets a tiny extremist minority fuck everything all to hell for the rest of us

@DavidDucker7 I’m an anti-vaxxer and an anti they/them/he/she/it horse shit because I’m a rational anti-woke kinda guy. So, yeah. We probably aren’t a great Twitter match. Best of luck in your endeavors.

If you're an anti vaxxer just block me now before I block you

@so_me1983 Would never consider getting the clot shot. Haven’t worn a mask since the start of all this silliness. Healthier than ever.

How many of you are double vaxxed and boosted, and haven’t had Covid? 🙋🏻‍♀️

If you are currently #amquerying , REWARD yourself for every REJECTION you receive!! A beer, a burger, a cigar… whatever. Soon, you’ll associate rejections with something positive. For instance, I just received eight beers from eight very cool agents! #WritingCommunity

Just received a full ms request from dream agent/agency!! Regardless of outcome, this is validation that came at just the right time. Take heart all #writers #WritingCommunity who are #amquerying

How OFTEN is the T silent? #amquerying #WritingCommunity #writing #grammar

WHAT IF… two white men were caught in a blackout right after they watched a movie about two black men caught in a whiteout? #WritingCommunity #amwriting #amwritingfiction #amquerying

LIFE HACK… In a pinch, a murdered stripper’s bra can be used as a coffee filter. #LifeHack #lifehacks

Remember, kiddies… You can’t have SMOTHER without MOTHER!! #WritingCommunity #writing #amwriting #amwritingfantasy #amquerying

Remember, kiddies… You can’t have SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!! #WritingCommunity #writing #amwriting #amquerying

Don’t tell secrets in the garden. The potatoes have eyes; the corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

To me, it seems painfully evident that #writers should never use “nondescript” when trying to… describe. #writerslife #WritingCommnunity #amwriting #amquerying

Christmases are like restraining orders. After about the third one, the wife is gonna turn up dead. #Christmas #ChristmasAgain #WritingCommunity #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

My alphabet soup is all consonants. Eating it gives me irritable vowel syndrome. #WritingCommunity #amquerying #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

My cousin was a carpenter, as was his cousin before him! #WritingCommunity #amquerying #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

@redsteeze How ironic would it be if someone secretly replaced them with roofies??🤔

I don't want them having kids either.