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Na niliwaambia vijana,the only person who has the previledge of saying “I am the prize” to a woman is he who is at the top 10% economicwise or societal wise. Sisi wengine lazima tudanganyilie hii watu,otherwise utalalia ngumi miaka mingi sana ukijiita prize. Prize ya nini na uko line ya Embassava? Hawa wasichana wanataka uwongo,and believe me when I tell you they dont want the truth,they cant handle it and it doesn’t activate their neurons. Its boring! Wasichana wanataka uwongo. Danganya wao kapsaa. Mimi huwa nawadanganya kulingana na kwenye tumepatana. Sasa kama leo nimetoka nakuru kuweka CCTV,huko nimeambia iyo msichana ya jirani hii kampuni yetu tunauzanga mpaka bunduki lakini lazima ukuje na certificate kutoka embassy ya US. Na nikamuachia namba,wasichana unajua hawafikiriangi,kwanza akiona wewe ni bad boy akili inazima Mwingine wakati nilikua nakimbiza zebra kule Longonot nilimuambia nafanya na NGO ya wildlife. Kumbe niko hustle ya kukaribisha wanyama kwa barabara ndio tourist wawaone. Next week nilikua nimeangusha yeye. Huyu wa nakuru nampatia 2 weeks maximum. Wewe shinda hapo ukijiita prize na kiatu ni Adibbas. Ngumi utalalia uitane. Danganya warembo kama Ruto. Khabusie!

Someone who is in a deep sleep right now will wake up at 10 and call you stingy 😂😂

Cha muhimu vijana ni tuwe na imani,na courage. Hizo mbili zinakupeleka mahali hukuwahi fikiria utaweza enda. Mambo ya I am shy anga I am anti social,hiyo wachia campus children. Out here, we move and scavenge opportunities aggressively

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Class Reunions are only for people who went to big national and extra county schools and had better potential rate for success after school. Hao ndio wanapatananga unaskia Brad is a regional director for equity bank,Kiprop went to Sydney but got deported for beating his wife now hes farming peaches,Collins runs a bitcoin mining farm in nanyuki and so on. Yani hawa jamaa ata kama kuna wale hawakufaulu,wengi hufaulu. Huwa wanapatana huko serena hotel after 3 years. Sisi wa chepalang’u secondary zonal school huwa tunapatana kibahati mbaya pale Tearoom kila mtu anakimbisa Mtu wake wa Trolley asipotee na mzigo,ata huwa hatusalimiani. Very few of us were favored by the matrix. The only successful person I know from our class is Abdi. Na yeye alimaliza shule baba yake akampatia lorry. Sisi wengine tulimaliza shule namna hii wazazi wakaanza kutufukuza mdogo mdogo. Nakumbuka Baada ya mtihani kutangazwa na ripoti zikafika nyumbani yakwamba nimepata alama ya A for Elephant,january walianza kuniwekea chakula kidogo. Hapo ndio nilijua masaa yangu ya kuingia mjengo imewadia. Nyasaye my fada,I am humbly asking you to hear my prayers because as you also know satan is also not far,The choice is yours jehovah. Amen!

Siamini wanawake ya instagram ilihakikisha kijana yetu kairo ameangusha kampuni, ikadelete picha instagram and moved on to the next host like nothing happened. Bwana I will never inconvenience myself to make a woman smile. Akitaka kucheka aende churchil show. Ndikwenda Ùngui nie

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One thing I fear about salary is how it keeps your ambitions contained because the figure you are working within is always constant. Ati sasa ukitaka kununua gari lazima upige hesabu ya kusave 30k miaka tatu. Bwana me I cant with that life. Mimi heri nipambane hii pande ingine. Tunaiitanga shark tank. Huku unaingia bahari na miguu mbili kutafuta samaki na kisu,no one has promised you you’ll come out with anything but you just keep going regardless Huku leo unatengenesa 100k in 2 hours alafu unapiga siku tatu hujaguza ata Fifty. The money here is random. Sio kama salary,Salary unajua ukimaliza date 4 lazima ulale njaa siku 26,ukingoja end month buana. Salary gives you comfort,but rarely gives you room for expansion. Mpaka ukitaka kununua dispenser lazima usave buana Huku shark tank unanunua kitu yenye pesa yako inaeza nunua alafu unarudi kutafuta pesa. Kama mimi last month nilinunua kanduthi nikabaki na elfu tatu mbele nyuma. Bibi akaniuliza kama niko na kichwa mzuri nikamkumbusha alipigia Ruto kura akanyamaza. Hii maisha vijana haitaki mtu anasave,unasave miaka mbili pesa yako ikienda karibu kujaa unapigiwa unaambiwa nyanya yako ameumwa sende na T9,anapata Rabees. Savings yako inarudi nusu ukimpeleka surgery asikue wazimu. Unarudi nunge. Bwana this Earth hard!

Na kama unajua wewe ni a high value man. A high value man ni ile unajua uko na uwezo,kimfuko na kimaisha. Even though more than often you have to pretend you do not know you are high value,so that people dont say you’re boasting. It is guaranteed that more than often you will find yourself in situations where the women you are copulating with are asking money from you. Elfu moja mbili tatu,iyo ni sawa. But when it comes to big money,yani pesa ata kabla utumue unaskianga ka huzuni kidogo,but you still go ahead and do it. It is only imperative that you ensure that this transaction is backed up by documents or emails. Kabla ukopeshe mwanamke pesa,even if she has given you the most despicable vigorous hand jobs in your life,hakikisha email inasema umempea pesa ya nini,confirmation of recieving money,date of repayment and how much. Hii huhitaji lawyer Na kama hataki iyo mwambie akwende kabisa. Your girlfriend is not your wife or mother bwana. Hii wasichana ya town ukionesha meno watarudisha wewe oyugis akiamungu. And the reason for documents ni juu kama huna hiyo ukisummon yeye kwa station anasemanga ulimpea pesa juu ilikua birthday yake. Kesi yako inasifunwo. Yani Kesi inazimwa namna iyo kama hype ya sifuna Sasa pande moja unaibiwa na Ruto,pande ingine unaibiwa na mlaya,sababu ni mmoja. Bwana if you treat these people nomare,they will treat you abnomare! Khabusie!

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