Charlie Maines

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So tired of how predictably inconsistently inconsistent and predictable we are. #EFC

Up the inconsistent blues! #EFC

@StanCollymore Were you ever close to joining us blues, Stan? My Grandad assures me you were and I’ve been peddling that story for a few years now! 😅

You were in the bottom half of the table before today without any European football. Neither put physical or emotional pressure on a team like weekly European involvement alongside rotating an already thin squad to beat Arsenal, City, Chelsea and United in a top 4 scrap. Completely different tolls taken. With respect to you and a club I have utmost respect for.

Up the Toffees 💙

There’s a chance that the England manager knows more about the game than I do 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

At this stage you’ve got to be looking at sabotage here. At least a third of that squad shouldn’t be anywhere near the team.

This is Manchester United we’re talking about here.

Me summarising Day 1 of the Ryder Cup…

Run it back… 👀

@anaden1878 😂😂😂

The one fella in the whole of the lower south with a football rattle and he sits next to me. That’s not lasting the 19 homes, let me tell you that.

Was fortunate enough to watch us at the Emirates stadium a few years ago. It was the best football stadium in the country - by some distance. What you’ve created, @Meisarch, now takes the crown as the best football stadium in the country - by some distance. Thank you 💙👍🏼

Great game @michaelkeane04, by the way 👏🏼

It’s new, fresh, clean and tidy but more importantly; as soon as I saw it, I knew it was Everton. #EFC

Honoured to be a part of history today. Eternally grateful to @rwilkinson007 for sorting my ticket. Come on you blues! 💙 #EFC

Fairly certain my train driver today is AI.

Major General Dewsbury-Hall and Officer Dibling reporting for duty 🫡 #EFC

James Garner the only one who can come off that pitch with some credit. Hung out to dry at left back, criminally out of position, yet head and shoulders above anyone else in blue tonight. #EFC

What the Sean, Mike Walker, Sam Allardyce, final 3 months under Ancelotti, Rafael Benitez, Dyche is going on here?! #EFC