Charles Rice

Thank You! Those in the #WritingCommunity that retweeted me, and/or took advantage of the July sale, Thank you! I understand it's a big deal to take a chance on a new author, and I appreciate it. If you missed the sale, try Amazon. Jeff Bezos's yacht fuel won't buy itself.

@princessKimK2 @princess_kim_k I'm following both.

He currently has me suspended on my main account to silence me! @princess_kim_k ⬇️⬇️⬇️

@LakotaMan1 Congratulations, L-Man; he saved you the trouble.

Ex co-worker of mine (a real asshole) says he wants to go work for ICE. I told him they’re always looking for assholes to join their team of assholes. He unfriended me. In real life. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@theliamnissan Of course it's a set-up. Someone was filming before it started. He's looking for a payday. Also, coming at Alan Ritchson isn't very smart. As for speeding... When someone's flying through "your" neighborhood, you don't stand in front of the speeder.

If this guy put his body in front of Alan Ritchson's motorcycle on purpose then he is the aggressor and should face charges, not Ritchson

@LucifersTweetz Someplace stress-free, crime-free, and religion-free, where nature isn't threatened, where everyone is treated fairly and with kindness... - In other words, where women rule.

What’s your idea of Heaven?

@princessKimK2 The world's greatest song named Birthday, for you... youtu.be/Hfoqgf3FivU?si…

It’s my birthday! 🎉 Can you come and say hi? 👋

@StatusInBeirut Yeah, he's an idiot.

Which*

@LePapillonBlu2 Your pre-coffee hey.

Please say HI 👋🏽 if you can see me.

@BarackObama Thank you, Mr. President.

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

@Mishi_2210 22

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

For my New Year's resolution, I vow to procrastinate less.

@PamGrier Interesting combo.

Collard Greens Martini: spiced juices of greens, “pot liqueur.” Add your martini recipe plus dash of hot sauce. Over ice! Yum, Cornbread?

@BrittanyinTexas I've just seen my first red hat in the wild. I've been lucky.

This ‘Trump House’ in Pennsylvania might be one of the tackiest things I’ve ever seen. 😑

@BenStiller Do you deliver?

🥤🥤🥤

@Ford_Nick I've never seen leftover bacon.

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?

@IP9614113012949 @LePapillonBlu2 He moved too quick to the golf cart.

@CharlieRice @LePapillonBlu2 Well it's hard to tell... But the big give away is how many people are present on his golf course. Considering how badly he plays, there's no way there would be that many spectators.

This AI video shows exactly how Donald Trump runs the United Staes.

@LePapillonBlu2 😁

@LePapillonBlu2 Is this AI?

👇This.

@theliamnissan I was once congratulated on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. I responded, "No, the smart Charles Rice won that." It felt good for a few seconds. Those few seconds are still more valuable than the FIFA Peace Prize.

I got doxxed today so I'd better get out ahead of it. I am actually Rep. Jack Kimble of California's 54th congressional district (the Fightin' 54th)

@Siennafrst I stand corrected. Self-marketing is actual hell.

@CharlieRice Nah writing is pure joy, publishing is purgatory.

We’ve been saying it wrong all this time.