Charlie Shafter

What did I learn in my time away from Twitter? You can be on the cutting edge of health and wellness just by skipping breakfast. It’s called intermittent fasting and I highly recommend it if you want to be super hungry at lunch, eat taco bell and shit your pants later.

@NFLonFOX Caleb

Can you guess who this player is? 🤔👀

Than you Ray!

SAFARI - Album by Charlie Shafter | Spotify hey i don't hardly ever do this but i highly recommend checking out ⁦charlie shafter..his songs are so good, 3 of the 9 muses Calliope, Euterpe and Polyhymnia must adore him. open.spotify.com/album/3IcFBsuW…

@GDarrenStout @DanielMarkham @MadSciDorn Thanks yall!!!

@DanielMarkham @MadSciDorn @CharlieShafter “I am snorting cocaine off a urinal” wow.

My soul brother @CharlieShafter put out a WONDERFUL new record called Safari, and you should listen to it! RIYL: Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, etc. ❤️❤️❤️

@MCMTDoesntSuck @ShelbyLeeLowe @summerdeanmusic @eaglerockgospel Thank you!

The Modern Country Music That Doesn’t Suck Singles list is updated for 10-Oct-2025! What did I miss?

Oh, you like the style of the 90s? Do it then. Put the puke shells on. If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

I already tried to get into Television and failed once, and that was back when I had to actually buy Marquee Moon on CD for the attempt. So, sorry Geese. None for me, please.

@DanielMarkham Have they not been already?

I try hard not to comment on every topic, but after a lot of serious thought I’ve decided that all evidence of Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros should be launched into the sun by Elon Musk.

AI will never replace fresh Cilantro

@DanielMarkham I did this summer as well!!

I got stung by a wasp for the first time yesterday. Would not recommend.

@JerryAzumah $2 per bag with a cap of $10 for carry out.

Thanx for your thoughts and for those wondering I’m tipping 20% + for dining in and 10% + for carry out.

Hey acoustic guitar players! I can hear your light strings…they sound…light.

Telluride Bluegrass Festival Founder: what if we had a festival that was exactly like the hundreds of other bluegrass festivals in America every year only at this one…no one can breathe.

@StuartFloresIII Grew up eating it in the Midwest!

roommate is trying to convince me “mac and cheese and hotdogs” is a normal meal… is this normal??

Also, I think Portland, Austin and Asheville should all get together and just decide who is going to do this…

There’s a lot of dudes in Asheville look like they’d want to show you their sword collection.

@smokingsexxtion Black Diamond Bay

which bob dylan song is this?

If I had one piece of advice I’d give aspiring musicians it would be to practice lightly. If you become too good, good music will be boring for you and you’ll end up playing music no one wants to listen to.

@DanielMarkham I’m convinced you just make up names of movies and bands to make me feel even more out of touch.

Currently obsessed with Maud the Moth.

It’s been brought to my attention that some people buy a new swimsuit every summer. Where I come from, you only get to do that if it falls off in a lake. Otherwise, that is your swimsuit…in perpetuity.