Charlie Gee

@mralistairgreen Probably the only thing I tuned in to watch live. I have to say, did NOT disappoint. All the parts of an excellent joke are there and we’ve seen them assembled by a master at the top of his/her game. Bravo. I’d like to see some of the ‘so called’ comedians hit these heights.

Why did phil and holly attack the man who invented the gadgets in the James Bond films such as an underwater car or a cigarette that shoots people? Because they ‘jumped’ (another meaning of jump is to attack someone) the ‘Q’ (sounds like queue ) 😂😂😂😉👊 😜😜😜🎅🎅🎅

“I know what will make her less terrifying to kids, let’s just have her stare through a window at them…”

@olibeale Irritatingly good.

Wrote these three adverts for Secret Escapes at Pablo. Freddie Powell directed them. He has to be the most exciting director out there right now? Right? Isn't he? Good. We're agreed. Hope you like these. We had loads of fun.

@shitlondon Unacceptable. Can I speak to your manager? Sure, I didn't order any cards, but I'm LIVID about this.

Getting a few emails about Christmas cards not arriving. All orders were sent out first class so I'm hoping they reach you all in time. Obviously strike action may have impacted things a bit. If you don't get the cards for Christmas get in touch & I'll work something out for you

@shitlondon Sounds ideal.

@Charlie_A_Gee BBQ later?

T-shirt weather

@shitlondon It’s a noble art.

Ad Writer: Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy Marc Jacobs: Here is a million dollars

@shitlondon (Not Tiger Tiger either)

Twitter hive mind...where's a good place to buy stocking fillers for a kid? (Not Flying Tiger)

@shitlondon Perfect.

Things can only get battered

It's the time of year we must all take a quiet moment to remember the "Leave it, Tony, he's not worth it" Christmas card.

@maxrushden @marc_cart @NickyBandini @jonawils Is Messi good?

Recording the pod after this game with @marc_cart @NickyBandini and probably @jonawils Any questions?

@shitlondon Millions of Geoffreys is an excellent mid-noughties surf rock band name.

Although I always thought the lyric was "There's millions of Geoffrey's all under one roof"

Everyone knows that this is the best unofficial Christmas song.

@shitlondon @Cosmo_For_King You know why, Pat. You know.

@Charlie_A_Gee @Cosmo_For_King Why are you like this, Charlie? Why??

Indy was always my guy growing up. The hero of choice. Scrappy & always slightly out of his depth. Yeah, I can't help but be a little excited about this. Deaged Indy looks great in the trailer. Fingers crossed they pull it off. 🐍

@shitlondon @Cosmo_For_King Can I shock you? It won’t be.

@Cosmo_For_King I really, really hope it's good

@shitlondon It’s called Canadian flu.

I'm aggressively polite on the bus. Thanking the driver when I tap-in, thanking anyone that moves their leg out of my way, anyone that moves a copy of Metro, thanking the driver again when I get off. Thank, thank, thanking like a goddamn Oscar acceptance speech on wheels

@shitlondon In the Beatles V Smashmouth debate, I’m on the fence… both got bangers.

Massively geeky evening listening to Hunter Davies tell Beatles stories at the British Library

@shitlondon Greggs have got tinsel up. But it’s for Christmas 2023. Prepared.

Pret are playing Christmas music

@shitlondon Which headmaster???

Headmaster vanished after embezzling money from the school. Years later he popped up on a TV programme about Brits that had started new lives in Tuscany.

@Ottojizzmark Gag Nan Bang.

Name the Album.

@Pringles_UK How many is multi? More than a couple (the default amount), more than several… I reckon it’s at least 👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼 many?

@misterhodson It’s a whale.

Designer: So with this logo a fish has become so excited at the prospect of eating itself, it’s put on a bow tie. Client: I am interested in this concept.