charliexix

I be living rent free in yo bitches head

i did the math to see where I could go on vacation and according to my budget i'm going to work

“i’m not living past 21” mfs desperately trying to get their life together at 26

Sophisticated penis

I’m addicted to smelling my own farts and it’s tearing my family apart.

mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing

New video is up. Search CHARLIESNOTSAFE on YouTube and like and subscribe or else you will die

Imagine Spider-Man was real but he was addicted to crack… tf you gonna do when Spider-Man pull up on you n hit you with the “gimmie yo wallet” you gone fight him? Nah man that’s fucking Spider-Man and he’s fiending for some crack he will kill your ass

It’s my birthday and I’m not happy about it

@lukeheggie You’re not funny bro I am about to drop a video on you that’s going to shit all over you

RIP pope Francis. Gone too soon. Hope they have cats and pianos up there. So sad. I can’t even. Tickets for my Brisbane shows are selling fast! lukeheggie.com

@eIijahwho Elijah, you make music iv been listening to since I was like 14-15, I’m 20 now and your music is still able to take me back to certain memories/periods of life I experienced, your music makes me feel emotions and I think that’s kinda beautiful, thank you

is he tho