Charlie the Clean

327 posts

Charlie the Clean

Charlie the Clean

@Charlietheclean

Just a chungus from another dungus.

Spokane, wa Katılım Nisan 2013
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Charlie the Clean
Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I’m a real babies man.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I love belonging to a club, because I like excluding people.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I wish my dad had a more successful job so our family could join the country club.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I always keep a cucumber at the ready so when someone tries to high-five me, I can pull it out and slap in their unexpecting hand.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
Daniel Tiger thinks he is a 6 year old tiger but he's really a 64 year old man on an acid trip.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
Moms are always grumpy. Even when they're smiling, deep in their hearts they're still grumpy.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I think I would like to marry a super model who is nice and also popular with people.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
I'm like the Helen Keller of Easter egg hunts.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
Power's out and I'm sitting here eating like a king.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
Ok, Elvis in slow motion definitely sounds like Satan's first solo record.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
The new Mad Max movie should just be called Car Wars.
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Charlie the Clean@Charlietheclean·
And then there was that one time, after deep meditation, I thought I could fly and you saved me from jumping off of the roof.
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