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Ouch... @E4Tweets have put the wrong show on. Shame we're not advertising during the break #MAFSUK

Morning @Savills just a friendly reminder that this person @bone_andrew works for you!! #kickitout

@ASOS I have a feral 4 year old! Send help or voucher 🙌

@Hobbycraft_Help I need some help as I’ve been charged for an order that didn’t go through on your website

@AirtimeRewards @AdamLjMiller free pizza Sunday 😍 #AirtimePizzaFridays

Airtime Pizza Fridays are back! Follow us and tag a mate using #AirtimePizzaFridays and you could both win a free pizza delivered to you on Sunday 🍕 Competition ends 11AM 27/10/19

One word. Defeated. And this time it wasn’t by a sandwich. It was work 🙈😳

I wish I had great hair. I used to have great hair. Where has my great hair gone 🤷🏻‍♀️

If Robin had to choose between me and the iPad, he’d definitely pick the iPad #babysharkonrepeat

@SamsungTV unacceptable that we paid £900 for a curved TV that has broken in less than 2 years. Surely you should guarantee your high end products for longer, as we’re now expected to pay £500 for a replacement screen.

Why do I get hit on/cat called/whistled at stupidly often when I’m pushing a pram?! I don’t need a new baby daddy...I’ve got a damn fine one thanks 👪

If you see me walking round with my coat on...i just can’t be arsed to carry it 🙈 #hotandbothered

Leaving work at 3.30=soft drink at meeting and stubbling to you bus at 7pm because you’ve had 2 glasses of wine, a right old’ natter and 9 cans of cat food in your bag 😂

Never under estimate the power of a well placed waistband...currently pretending to have a flat stomach 😂 #mumtum

I’m blaming the heat for my new shoes KILLING my feet...🙈☀️💁🏻‍♀️

-First jump!! 😍🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

2 bouts of tonsillitis in 1 month...fml 🤢

Celebrating #girlpower and #internationalwomansday2018 by watching Cinderella at @RoyalNottingham with my mum and besties!

Best relationship advice I’ve heard: never start an arguement with him when he’s cleaning 😂😎🐒

...she’s lucky she didn’t get a full feminist rant at 9am. I obviously hadn’t had enough coffee ☕️

Don’t tell me that I shouldn’t get too drunk on a night out/wear a revealing outfit/walk home if I can’t afford a taxi...tell men to stop attacking women and that solves the whole issue #idiots