Calum Charnock

Matt allwright doesn’t half look like Mr Bean today….#MattAllwright

What’s the Cameraman on at the darts!??

@BashyMc1 Been there everyday at some point all year long

@Charney123 That’s the one, was up there again yesterday the gimp.

Absolute sex case pig nearly falling out of his van to catch me speeding. Well done mate, 3 points and a fine, go you. Not even bothered*, Whatever. *I’m very bothered, the shit!

@l_crutch @ScottPresler Looks like me

I’m almost there. In 4 more days, I’ll have gone 1 entire year w/o chocolate, bread, or pasta. Chicken, cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, avocados, blueberries, tomatoes, bell peppers, protein powder, & hearts of palm have completely transformed my life for the better.

@chris123page @MufcWonItAll2 Where is his arse tho??

@MufcWonItAll2 Probs why he is a fat fucker 😂

Definitely Another childhood ruined by Sir Alex.

@Julian766987 @FootyAccums Hope one wasn’t Liverpool 😂🙈

@FootyAccums I done my own bet as was no link but followed the teams you said and added two more to it

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Lewis Hall to United in the summer please

@_onlyscott Tttttttttim fuck off Howard

Romelu Lukaku and Marouane Fellaini excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton Difficult

@_onlyscott White Pele

@_onlyscott Phil Neville

@_onlyscott James garner

@ChrisRevill2 @BBCSport Don’t forget bargain hunt

So @BBCSport - the gold medal game in the ice hockey - Canada v USA starts tomorrow at 13:10 UK time. Please advise where we can watch. Will it be before Ceebeebees, Songs of praise, homes under the hammer, a rerun of the Curling final. Please don’t let ice hockey fans down

do1 Warrington 🤣🤣

@J_Obern9 How about the 9 subs in the second half ??

That really hurts. No idea where 7 minutes came from, but once again we sit too deep, and watch wingers cross into the box unopposed. We’ve conceded so many goals from the same situation. Would’ve taken a point at the start of the day but that’s really really difficult to take.

@FinallyFornals Shouldn’t of made 5 subs then you silly twat

A point is a point, can't dwell on the 96th minute equaliser but if that exact second half was played at Old Trafford but it was them 1-0 up, there'd be no more than 3 extra minutes added time. It's a pure and simple fact.

@mcfc_lads You were selling tickets for a tenner a pop

“City fans are embarrassing. Empty seats! The Etihad is empty for a semi final.” The reality of SUPPORTING the best team in England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤷🏼‍♂️

@SkySportsPL Someone check his pants

"No chance" ❌ Merse gives his prediction for Arsenal vs Man Utd 👀

@SkySportsPL The piss pots not got a clue

@PeteHall86 Did he touch the ball??

Zirkzee coming on. Change needed here