Chas Chomp Scott

Corey Julks: “Man, that was a STRIKE!”

HOLY HELL WHAT A GAME

Get games off this bum friggin app. Biggest moment of the game and Amazon can’t deliver.

The hell is this camera angle in the Rockets game? Awful.

Espada leaving McCullers in to finish the 7th and letting him work through trouble was a special coaching moment. Potential turning point for LMJ’s career. #chasethefight

Pretty discouraged while looking at Opening Day, Whataburger, and El Tiempo ($25.25!) prices this season. Definitely getting priced out of many visits this year to the ballpark. Sheesh.

The US Squid Game’s opening scene needs to start with “Baba O’Riley” by The Who. The opening instrumentals are a perfect blend of OG Squid Game and Americana. @davidfincher

@THEjulianrios That was the one! Google Maps told me to get off at university and tried to reroute me to get back on, but all of those ways were blocked. Ended up having to navigate to 99 to get past it.

@ChasChomp Is it around the university entrance? They’ve been working on part of the bridge freeway for months now I think they’re finishing up and they having to shift construction often on the lanes

Anybody know what the heck is going on with 59? Lots of ways to get onto the road are being blocked in Sugar Land.

“English” at the Alley Theatre was the best play I’ve seen there and I’ve been a season ticket holder there for years. 10/10.

@ChrchLdy131 He had run his course with the organization and was trending the wrong way. Needed the change of scenery. I think both parties are probably happy with it, all things considered.

@ChasChomp Why couldn’t the Astros sign him to a minor league deal?

Great landing spot! 🐊🐊🐊

Intermediate night at Clear Brook. Thankful for great kids and top notch coaches for joining us last night. Can’t wait to see those kids in red and black! ❤️🖤 @BrooksideHoops @WBI_Timberwolf @CLI_Eagles @ClearBrookHS @CCISDAthletics

Clear Brook 71 (13-2) Angleton 60 @TeamBrownHTX 10 pts, 6 reb, 4 ast @abdiel79593 11 pts, 8reb, 6 ast @jace_walker12 18 pts, 6 reb, 3 ast @Joshuapichon13 15 pts, 10 reb @ClearBrookHS @hoopinsider

Clear Brook 66 (12-2) Friendswood 54 @abdiel79593 15 pts, 7 reb @jace_walker12 9 pts, 5 ast, 3 stl @aydenharvey09 15 pts, 4 reb @Joshuapichon13 7 pts, 4 reb @TeamBrownHTX 12 pts, 5 ast, 5 stl @ClearBrookHS @hoopinsider

Making our AP Poll debut at #⃣2⃣2⃣! #GMG🦅

@zoichy4 Not gone gone, but was outrighted and taken off the 40-man today.

Cheering for Chas all these years was the culmination of hundreds of childhood dreams coming true. Evan, my son, my brother, and I made a lifetime of memories these past 3.5 years and I can’t express how grateful I am to Chas, Courtney, and other fans that supported our nonsense.

🪦 🐊

@BregmanCheats2 My wife loves me. 🐊

@ChasChomp Two grown ass men dressing up like alligators 🐊 walking to the stadium in 100 degree weather. Save some pussy for the rest of us