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Chase Mitchell
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2009
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Closest we’ll get to that joke from Atlanta being real
Interesting things@awkwardgoogle
The lowest car in Taiwan, known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.
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Oh I’ve gotten shot here in Fortnite
Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode
JUSTIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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How did viewers of a traditional primetime medical drama become worse behaved than Rick & Morty fans
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch
Isa Briones having to do Instagram posts informing The Pitt fans not to shout “where are your charts” etc. while she’s performing LIVE on Broadway. These are the actions of someone who dislikes her & wants her to fail, why would you ever do this as a fan. Get a grip Jesus Christ
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Well, Seymour, I found my street, despite your directions.
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The only airline I’ve ever flown where the adult beverage option was BuzzBallz
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Spirit Airlines Expected to Cease Operations Around 3 A.M. ET Saturday — WSJ
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@ChaseMit @FriccAs @bornposting So why is it snowing?
Why are there smartphones and modern cars?
How is that faithful to games
Because so far it looks like any other zombie with re name attached just because it's famous ip
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People accusing Cregger of not liking the games when his respect for them is precisely why he doesn’t want to just do a rehash of the games
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Zach Cregger explains that his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ movie isn’t adapting any of the games as it would be redundant. “There’s kind of no winning there if I were to tell Leon’s story, because the games do such a great job. It would just be kind of redundant &… disappointing.”
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Nothin' but gratitude. Oh, yeah, it's not a 'remake'. You just wait. The Witch is back...
Bloody Disgusting@BDisgusting
The original BLAIR WITCH PROJECT team has come on board the new Lionsgate & Blumhouse remake, @THR reports. Original stars Joshua Leonard & Michael C. Williams will executive produce, as will filmmakers Eduardo Sánchez, Daniel Myrick & Gregg Hale. Dylan Clark is directing.
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@FriccAs @bornposting lol what ur describing literally just *would* be any other zombie movie. he wants to play in the same world, just tell a different story. it's not hard to understand.
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@bornposting Then why did he decide to set the movie in raccoon city instead of a new location
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@DiscussingFilm Once again. AI is FREE! Disney literally has infinite money. Disney made $94 BILLION last year. We live in a business & capitalist world. Even with Disney money they still want to give themselves bonuses & save money. AI is FREE! It can & does jobs of artists almost instantly
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Evangeline Lilly has called out Disney for being “disgusting and horrible” after they laid off almost all of Marvel's visual development team.
“SHAME ON YOU for turning your back on the people who built the power you are now using to throw them away.”
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It does stuff like this constantly, every single day, and it’s the top thing Google shows you. Broken-ass internet
❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭@SnowHimbo
Yeah I'm sure this taking over will be fine
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I love that this is multiple days now of this not working at all. Keep at it! Not like there’s anything else important going on
The White House@WhiteHouse
When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???
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@Brocklesnitch @BenBankas Beat his ass with a fucking *expression*
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incredible to post this like he won the interaction. men are amazing. you didnt even make one funny joke about her lmao @BenBankas you got owned
Ben Bankas@BenBankas
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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“Ass to ass” far less humiliating than this
darren aronofsky@DarrenAronofsky
i’m sharing today’s episode of On This Day… 1776, because i am amazed at the progress our team at Primordial Soup has made in the last four months. but first - why did we start this project in the first place? why put ourselves in the spotlight, knowing there would be pushback? generative models and tools have developed at lightning speed in recent years, and their potential as storytelling instruments has become undeniable. so in january, we kicked off the this project to release 30 episodes over one calendar year, in order to track and demonstrate the progress of these models and how artists are learning to wield them. if you compare our first episode in january with today’s drop, it’s hard to ignore the advancements. it is still not cinema with a capital C. but it is, without a doubt, storytelling. at this moment in time, when our collective attention spans are bombarded with 8-second clips of nonsense, it is paramount that we invent new ways to explore longform narrative. On This Day… 1776 is doing just that. it also employs scores of artists, writers, producers, and SAG actors collaborating to figure out how to harness the tools. the future is unknown, but as artists we need to lean in and be a part of shaping it. i can't wait for you to see our july 4th drop celebrating america’s birthday. today’s episode directed by @isaachorror. produced by @promordialsoup_. distributed by @time youtube.com/watch?v=NOgEVC…
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I’ve been panhandling outside and it’s not working
California Post@californiapost
LA singles are flocking to luxe West Coast grocer, Erewhon, to get dates: 'Better than the apps' trib.al/CVLQSGI
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@lemonssink lol hope she sees this bro. Play your cards right and you could be the next ex husband
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@ChaseMit You look like a rapist who's about to rape a girl, you scraggly bearded beady eyed unfunny unwashed weirdo
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She looks like she's gonna shoot Miles Dyson but just for being black
Erika Kirk@MrsErikaKirk
“While we may have big problems with illegal immigration in this country. I have to tell you, we have an even bigger problem when it comes to the systemic indoctrination and radicalization of our own citizens.”
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One location could make this back in one hour by opening on a Sunday
New York Post@nypost
Chick-fil-A employee accused of stealing $80,000 with mac & cheese scheme trib.al/9CKH0Rz
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@BenBankas Buddy she gave you the rope to hang yourself and you tried to but the beam you had the rope around snapped in half and you fell onto your face
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@KeithNewton @DenhamsGhost I mean, now that goes for a lot of the cast too
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@DenhamsGhost The intro, and especially this guy, always made me sad. Real people with friends, lives, and personalities all dead.
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I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.
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