General Turgidson

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce.

@rawsalerts This country is full of dumbasses

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

@bbnkevin @Cincitucky1 Things have changed, that old school “blue blood” dynamic is gone. It’s all money now and the BYUs and Texas techs of the world are major players now.

@Cincitucky1 We used to compete with the likes of duke and unc and Kansas. Now it’s ……. BYU 👀

@JonSokoloff @Lane_Kiffin Ok cool, why does lane kiffin look like a dried up raisin now?

LSU QB Sam Leavitt had surgery yesterday & will likely miss the rest of the spring. Lane Kiffin isn't concerned. "Look at the previous place we were at. The guy (Trinidad Chambliss) didn't get there until the summer." More on Sam/why LSU isn't worried: tinyurl.com/56zawn87

@VolsAF I am pro blocking this lame ass profile. Nobody gives a shit. As if being a Tennessee fan is bad enough, you’re also a self righteous douche nozzle.

I am pro science I am pro vaccine I am pro traditional healthcare I am pro choice I am pro 1st amendment I am anti gun I am pro LGBTQ I am anti Christian nationalism I am anti bigot I am anti death penalty I am pro equal rights I am pro taxation for the rich I am pro immigrant

@Symply_rhoda1 Exactly. This is why I teach my kids to strike first if they suspect an attack is imminent. Strike hard, strike fast, show no mercy.

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@RambleAndPint In the words of my revolutionary ancestors: “go fuck yourself”

We want every single American troop off British soil NOW. America has never done anything for Britain other than leverage its sacrifice for continental Europe in WW2 against us, in order to strip us of our Empire, our money and our culture. Enough. When will they get it?

Nirvana’s music does not stand the test of time. But the Smashing Pumpkins does. So ultimately Billy Corgan won out against Kurt Cobain. Nirvana was hugely popular but I never listen to it anymore. I find Smashing Pumpkins more musical and listenable. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is a truly great album. Nirvana’s best was probably Unplugged. What say you @batcountry1980 ?

@prefersfreedom @thecavedaddy I’ve been in a lot of dark corners in the woods of rural eastern USA and have never come across anything like this. Let’s be real. Mostly obese, drug addled, dudes who didn’t graduate high school in Walmart camo.

@thecavedaddy Last thing the China man would see.

He’s right. If a CCP pilot was shot down over the ozarks, me and the boys would be scouring the woods for him.

@UKBaseball Horseshit

F / Missouri 5, UK 2

@PeterM45729 This was on the rotation back when I was carousing with the ladies. Back then, the gate was open and you just walk in. Confidence is everything, act like you’re supposed to be there.

Highly recommend busting into your football stadium with your boys #expand

@AntiTory999 @carolecadwalla @JuliaDavisNews Rest deez nuts

@Chasert55 @carolecadwalla @JuliaDavisNews I rest my case

Iran is winning the propaganda war & it’s not even close

@AntiTory999 @carolecadwalla @JuliaDavisNews I drive a Tesla.

@Chasert55 @carolecadwalla @JuliaDavisNews How much you paying to fill your car

@ShaunPinnerUA Our bad bro, didn’t realize you needed help with that tiny little island guarded by a handful of freezing chulo’s. We’ll get you next time..

Anybody remember the Americans helping us with the Falklands? Thought not 🇬🇧

@RealXavier011 Is this shit just random AI garbage?

Satisfying content 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@UKBaseball Yall started strong this season, what happened?

F | Missouri 5, UK 4

@NM5WRLD Knew a kid in HS who was smart, high-strung, ambitious. Saw him 4 years later, he was working at a liquor store and sounded like Spicolli. Brain was completely fried. Always wondered what happened. Drug induced psychosis? It’s been 20 years and I haven’t heard anything about him.

The gifted kid to burnout stoner pipeline needs to be studied.

@UK_REPT Bullshit “UK Report in west Asia”

@sped_007 @HeatherLemire1 @TASullivan youtube.com/shorts/rh_GrEI… Pretty funny bit

@HeatherLemire1 @TASullivan He said if he saw a black pilot he would wonder if he was qualified.

I keep starting a piece on Kentucky voting to name a portion of highway after Charlie Kirk. I keep stopping because it is hard to put into printable words how it feels to see my state honor someone who viewed me as less than a human.