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🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 DERNIÈRE MINUTE : GUERRE EN IRAN IMMINENTE ❌ L'ambassade américaine en Israël est actuellement en cours d'évacuation ❌ La Chine a appelé ses citoyens à quitter l'Iran ❌ Les principales villes israéliennes ont ouvert des abris anti-bombes ❌ Des soldats de Tsahal appelés au service de défense aérienne




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🇺🇸 ELON: DOGE IS STILL QUIETLY SAVING HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS They're requiring 2 tiny fields on every federal payment: 1. A proper congressional authorization code 2. A comment field that actually says something That's it. And suddenly, hundreds of billions in pure fraud and waste just... stops. Before DOGE, massive payments were flying out the door with both fields completely blank, making real audits literally impossible. That's why the Pentagon has failed every single audit for decades: the data doesn't even exist. Elon: "Fraudsters don't confess. They scream that you're hurting children in Africa." Then DOGE asks for the wiring instructions. "Oh it's going to Deloitte & Touche in Washington DC... Okay, cool, can we just talk to the actual kids in Africa?" Crickets. The best part? When you block the scam, the grifters instantly spin up sob stories and accuse you of being heartless. This isn't complicated rocket science. It's basic financial hygiene that any normal company does on day one. Yet the federal government never did it... until Elon and DOGE showed up. The swamp is absolutely seething. Source: @nikhilkamathcio, @elonmusk


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