Town of Chattanooga, OK

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Town of Chattanooga, OK

@ChattanoogaOK

Chattanooga, OK: The Heartland of the South some might say. A small town with empty fields, a few cows, a meth lab, four churches, and a shitty gas station!

Chattanooga, Oklahoma Katılım Haziran 2020

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·24 Nis

Due to rain and lack of adequate drainage ditches the Gary Memorial Pothole has become the Gary Memorial Pond. We advise citizens to not let their children play in the pond as it is in the road and they may get hit by John’s combine.

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·1 Tem

something something cows

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·30 Haz

We would like to reiterate to all you "nozzlers": please don't pet the cows. They are for food, not friends. Also if anyone sets a wheat field on fire they get a trial by one man jury, Sherrif Dennis.

Hot Nozzle Society@HotNozzleSummer

ATTN Nozzlers: Ticket prices will be going up on Saturday so make sure to grab yours soon! 🎟 🚀

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·6 May

@B_Garelick Best we can do is the few yards of track where our station used to be

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Ben@B_Garelick·6 May

hear me out, we have a train at HNS22???

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·12 Kas

We are still stuck in Dust Bowl era Oklahoma. Please send help.

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@triagegirl Coffee can be found in the Fellowship Hall. Be sure to stay for Sunday School!

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

We are happy to announce that Hot Nozzle Summer 2022 will be held in Chattanooga! Nozzles are asked to please refrain from petting John’s cows and to please attend the First Baptist Church on Sunday.

Hot Nozzle Society@HotNozzleSummer

Summer event location secured ✅👀

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@Jewish_CareBear Fine, but only if you bring John a six pack of natty light and a burger from the Hop n’ Sack on 3rd Street.

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JoJo is JoJo Posting@FragileFraggle·5 May

@ChattanoogaOK But I grew up around cows so I’ll be good to them 😭

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@letmebuildroket Our founder may have come from Tennessee, but we all know there is only on true Chattanooga. DON’T BELIEVE THE BIG LIE!!!

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longestyeahboiattempt@letmebuildroket·5 May

Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@synesti @ohitstarik We don’t know what that is but we don’t like it

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@Jewish_CareBear Don’t make us call sheriff Dennis

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JoJo is JoJo Posting@FragileFraggle·5 May

@ChattanoogaOK But what if I really want to pet the cows

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@ohitstarik We’re calling homeland security

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aerospace action bronson@ohitstarik·5 May

@ChattanoogaOK I will convert everybody there to islam

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·5 May

@ohitstarik You could also attend the Presbyterian church or Church of Christ! Chattanooga is proud to host churches for all people of the world.

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aerospace action bronson@ohitstarik·5 May

@ChattanoogaOK they had us in the first half ngl

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Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK·25 Nis

We are happy to announce that Cory has gotten out of prison and is now available to supply meth on the corner of 4th and Polk!

Town of Chattanooga, OK@ChattanoogaOK

Cory, the owner of the meth lab on 5th st has been arrested by our Sherriff, after he got high on Cory's product. Until Cory can get out of jail, please use John on Polk ave. On behalf of the police department, we apologize for any inconvenience.

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