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@ChatterboxMerc

Do I need an introduction? The Mighty Un-Shut-Up-Able Merc! The Regenerating Degenerate! The Merc With the Mouth! You, my dear friend, can call me Deadpool.~

Go ask your Mom, she knows.. Katılım Ocak 2018
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𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕡 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 ᴍᴠʀᴘ ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴛ? 𝔻𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕣
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Swats himself on the ass, all that cake quaking.
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‼️FIRST LOOK: JEFF THE LANDSHARK & DEADPOOL TWERK EMOTES Here's your first look at the "Boogie Time!" Combo Bundle featuring Jeff The Landshark and Deadpool. Available as a combo bundle for 800 units, and available separately for 500 units. #MarvelRivals
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"Hiya, folks! Did'ja miss me?"
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//YEHEHEHE
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@Ietsgetnuts "Everyone everyone.", he said, adding emphasis while nudging her arm. "Think about it. I don't know the plot to Marvel Rivals, but you can solve it! Unabashedly so, as well. All you gotta do is give me.... half a million USD."
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doreen .ᐟ@Ietsgetnuts·
@ChatterboxMerc " like everyone everyone or just bad guys ? 'cuz you already sold me that villains trivia deck and i feel pretty set with that ... also $500K ?! " brows furrow . " that's way too much ! "
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tail twitches in a manner characteristic to her namesake . she gave him a toothy grin & sauntered forth . " a secret ? that sounds fun ! whatcha got for me , wade ? "
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@Ietsgetnuts "Pssst. Doreen. I got a secret for ya! Psst. 'Mere. C'mere!" He enticed her forward, waving his arm towards him.

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The contact "Big Nuts" shows up on his phone. 📲 We ain't texted since you got that surgery, but I'll swing by, sure.
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📱 —— @ChatterboxMerc ' i didnt know i have ur number! ' ' im drinking at home you should come hang out and catch up :D ' ' u can raid my fridge too '

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@Ietsgetnuts "Pssst. Doreen. I got a secret for ya! Psst. 'Mere. C'mere!" He enticed her forward, waving his arm towards him.
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@23MAWS "Wolverine-lite, someone didn't teach you manners."
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" Be honest, what do you think of this paint job? "
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@goddessmacabre "I know a thing or two about feet. Lets see what I can do!"
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@ChatterboxMerc “I might change my mind regarding it being a date or not if you manage to kill Thor AND Loki. Or at the very least, have them kneel at my feet.~”
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"Man, you guys are insatiable! So many of you, just diving in the DMs to get the old cancer cane. I appreciate it! And the best part is, it's not radioactive semen like a certain not so spectacular superhero.. This is the life~!" [... We should get tested..]
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ᅠ 𑣲 “does a lord icon do bonus damage?” “You can’t handle the cute” “LETS F*CKING GO!” . . Ah’v never been more horny in my life.
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@demondaysxmen "Come, now.~ This will all work out in the end. Probably."
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"do not speak to me kidnapper or our temporary alliance will be cut indefinitely."
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@demondaysxmen "Lookin' a little funky, Psy. Didn't know you knew how to shake that thang back there!"

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@demondaysxmen "Lookin' a little funky, Psy. Didn't know you knew how to shake that thang back there!"
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@goddessmacabre "So you're not talking me there..? Then, why AM I here? Confusion is taking over me."
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@P0CKET_HE4LER "I have a face only a few could love! Never thought THE fuckin' Invisible Woman would be in there. What about you and Stretchy Dick?"
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